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RE: virus: The Secret Presidential IMs
« on: 2005-10-25 16:37:38 »
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[Blunderov] Reminiscent of the legendary "Private Eye" pastiches, but with a
twist of cyber.

Enjoy.

<snip>The Secret Presidential IMs: Bush Hooks Up With Bono

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/danielle-crittenden/the-secret-presidential-i_
b_9462.html

SumNobel4u2: yo prez

Kickass43: ?

SumNobel4u2: bono

SumNobel4u2: yr nu best bud

Kickass43: sonny?!

Kickass43: i thot u wer ded!!!!

SumNobel4u2: BONO

SumNobel4u2: as in rok star

SumNobel4u2: not as in "& cher"

Kickass43: o

Kickass43: u freakd me

Kickass43: thot I wuz gettin msgs from the byond

Kickass43: u kno like hillary & eleanor

Kickass43: sry

SumNobel4u2: u goppers r so lame


SumNobel4u2: ur musical knwledj stops at like 1975

Kickass43: not tru

SumNobel4u2: tru

SumNobel4u2: evry time I meet 1 of u dudes u call me BONE-O

SumNobel4u2: like he wuz the original

SumNobel4u2: & im the knockoff

Kickass43: he wuz a fly dude in congress wat can I say

Kickass43: gop dudes in congress uslly look like mormon choir boyz

Kickass43: bono wuz 2 cool

Kickass43: hot wife b4 she went brunette

Kickass43: big mistake

Kickass43: she dont look any smarter

Kickass43: jus less hot

SumNobel4u2: rite

SumNobel4u2: change of topic

SumNobel4u2: wat u think of my idea

Kickass43: wat idea

SumNobel4u2: !

SumNobel4u2: my wrld tour 4 hunger

Kickass43: ?

SumNobel4u2: man we talkd bout this

SumNobel4u2: "ambassador 2 end world poverty"

SumNobel4u2: kickoff concert on the s. lawn

SumNobel4u2: ring any effin bells?

Kickass43: O MAN

Kickass43: sox jus scored unudder freakin run

Kickass43: sox sux! sox sux!

SumNobel4u2: ur watchin baseball?!

Kickass43: duh

Kickass43: its like the WORLD SERIES

Kickass43: astros screwin up big time

Kickass43: like none of my teams r workin it

Kickass43: mayb we shud trade rove 4 lidge

Kickass43: not like hes pitchin any bettr

SumNobel4u2: sry if I care mor bout WORLD HUNGER at the mo

Kickass43: rite

Kickass43: like if it wuz soccer u wdnt care

Kickass43: o sry

Kickass43: "football"

Kickass43: kidz cud starv if beckham wuz playin

SumNobel4u2: k fine

SumNobel4u2: so wat u think of my idea

SumNobel4u2: makin me ambassdr

Kickass43: 2 b frank wit u

Kickass43: not 2 good

SumNobel4u2: u likd it at lunch!

Kickass43: yeh but

SumNobel4u2: but wat

Kickass43: gotta lotta ambassdrs rite now

Kickass43: they aint doin so hot

Kickass43: karens doin her evita tour thru the arab world

Kickass43: we shudda shut that 1 down b4 bringin it 2 brdway

Kickass43: kno wat im sayin

SumNobel4u2: 4 sure

SumNobel4u2: no offnse but I nvr thot sendin a white evangelical chick from
tx

SumNobel4u2: 2 preach 2 the jihadists

SumNobel4u2: wuz gonna fly

Kickass43: ditto

Kickass43: didn't need no rove or scooter 2 tell me dat

Kickass43: but ther aint no persuadin karen

Kickass43: shes like I kno how

Kickass43: theyr jus soccr moms w/suicide vests

Kickass43: leave it 2 me she sed

Kickass43: I think she was jus tryin 2 flee the crib b4 the indictments went
down

SumNobel4u2: condis way btter but shes still not goin over

SumNobel4u2: ive played tuff crowds but nothing like arabs

SumNobel4u2: ther wors than baptists

Kickass43: condi wuz my mistake

Kickass43: theyd enuff w/jews like wolfie

Kickass43: thot theyd like a way hot black chick in big boots kickin ther
butt

Kickass43: saudis r kinky dat way

SumNobel4u2: think u need 2 send a guy

SumNobel4u2: a brother

Kickass43: Jeb?!

Kickass43: LOL

SumNobel4u2: an ARAB brother

SumNobel4u2: not 1 of yr good ol boyz with a spray-on tan

SumNobel4u2: & a t towel on his hed

Kickass43: wat bout u?

SumNobel4u2: me?

SumNobel4u2: do arabs??

SumNobel4u2: :O

Kickass43: rofl

Kickass43: no doofus brain

Kickass43: im talkin bout africans

Kickass43: dont u hav same problemo as karen & condi

SumNobel4u2: I dont get wat ur sayin

Kickass43: ur a wite ass

Kickass43: jus becuz u wear those phat suits & wrap glasses

Kickass43: dont make u any less ofa wite ass

Kickass43: put a do-rag on ur hed

Kickass43: ur still jus a wite raghead

Kickass43: wat makes u think u can hang w/africans any better than karen
w/durka durkas

SumNobel4u2: r u dissin me bro?

SumNobel4u2: cuz ive been nominated 4 THE prize

SumNobel4u2: the nobel prize

SumNobel4u2: ive been workin my ass off 4 the africans way long dude

SumNobel4u2: way way longer than geldof

SumNobel4u2: aint gotta nitehood

SumNobel4u2: cuz im a mick

Kickass43: I aint dissin u

Kickass43: jus sayin the ambassador thang aint gonna b happenin

Kickass43: lemme talk 2 my bud tony

Kickass43: mayb he'll work sumpin 4 u

SumNobel4u2: k

SumNobel4u2: thanx

SumNobel4u2: i ges

Kickass43: come chill next time ur here

Kickass43: mayb we can hang at camp dave

Kickass43: w/the twinz

Kickass43: theyv nvr herd of sonny bono

Kickass43: astros r up

Kickass43: g2g

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS CURRENTLY OFF-LINE


"The Secret Presidential IMs" will now be a regular feature on HuffPo. Check
here each Tuesday for a new installment. </snip>




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RE: virus: The Secret Presidential IMs
« Reply #1 on: 2005-11-22 12:24:47 »
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[Blunderov]Ctd.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/danielle-crittenden/the-secret-presidential-i_
b_11060.html

Title: Danielle Crittenden: The Secret Presidential IMs: Pardons for Turkeys
and Others 

Grandfromage: allo?
Grandfromage: georges?
Kickass43: wee wee frenchie
Kickass43: how goes it wit u
Grandfromage: ah
Grandfromage: you are bak from ze china.?
Kickass43: wee
Kickass43: ttlly fateegay
Kickass43: as u dudes say
Kickass43: wuz jus checkin out my fantasy football team
Kickass43: aint doin so hot
Grandfromage: my apologies to hear eet
Grandfromage: whatever ees dis fantasy team
Grandfromage: but I have more urgent matters to dizcuss
Kickass43: lay it on me bro jack
Kickass43: sry
Kickass43: "frer jack"
Grandfromage: I have just been made aware of your comments about me.
Kickass43: ?
Grandfromage: Do not deny dem.
Kickass43: ??!
Grandfromage: Please.
Kickass43: im sry jack but ive NO idea wat ur tokking bout
Grandfromage: Perhaps dis will refresh your memry
Kickass43: lemme click on it
Kickass43: brb
Grandfromage: And so?
Grandfromage: ees all over Fleet Street
Grandfromage: and Le Monde
Grandfromage: ees eet not true?
Grandfromage: Dis is what you say behind my bak?
Kickass43: jeez jack
Kickass43:
Kickass43: chucks a biggr dumbass than I thot
Kickass43: y wd he keep a live jornal 4 fs sake
Grandfromage: I cannot claim to understand de English
Grandfromage: especially their royalty
Grandfromage: but I must say dat I am surpized by you
Grandfromage: neither of us can afford more enemies at dis time
Grandfromage: my so-called friend
Kickass43: ouch
Kickass43: im sry jack
Kickass43: srsly
Grandfromage: I will overlook dis for now
Grandfromage: for the sake of world peace
Grandfromage: and for de continuing friendship between our peoples
Grandfromage: dat dates back many wars
Grandfromage: and because I have a crisis among my own peoples
Grandfromage: une crise d'esprit
Grandfromage: un grand malaise
Grandfromage: that I must deal wiz
Kickass43: uh thanx
Kickass43: appreshiate it dude
Kickass43: 1 piec of advice
Grandfromage: ?
Kickass43: avoid the "malaise"crap
Kickass43: makes u sound like jimmy carter
Grandfromage: wiz my people dat ees good
Kickass43: rite
Kickass43: forgot
Grandfromage: au revoir
M. Jacques Chirac, President de la Republique Francaise, est offline.
Kickass43: holy cwassant robin
Kickass43: u ther??
Veepman: yep
Kickass43: watcha doin
Veepman: last episode of "Rome"
Veepman: not looking good for Caesar
Veepman: we could learn something from the Romans
Veepman: like how to deal with critics
Veepman: and traitors
Kickass43: laura's watchin it
Kickass43: im not tellin her how it ends
Veepman: something big up?
Kickass43: jus heard from r pal chirac
Kickass43: he's ttlly pissed
Veepman: so what else is new
Veepman: terrorists didn't give him his 10%?
Veepman: they've cancelled his mistress' plane tickets?
Kickass43: lol
Kickass43: nah hes ttlly pissed wit ME
Kickass43: prince chuck went & blabbed bout wat I sed bout him
Kickass43: put it in a livejournal for fs sake
Kickass43: now its all ovr the press
Kickass43; the euro press
Kickass43: so it duznt rlly count
Veepman: yet
Kickass43: chek it out
Veepman: okay
Veepman: give me a second
Kickass43: u c?!
Veepman: pretty funny
Kickass43: not
Veepman: especially part about camilla & laura
Kickass43: "blowing fags"
Kickass43: like huh??
Veepman: Brit expression
Veepman: wouldn't worry about it
Kickass43; jacks mad as hell
Kickass43: wat shud I do
Veepman: nothing
Kickass43: nuddin??
Veepman: chirac is a crook
Veepman: and a sissy
Veepman: took him 2 weeks to notice his cities were burning down
Veepman: now he's worried you hurt his feelings?
Veepman: he should read my clips
Veepman: don't hear me complaining
Kickass43: ur rite
Kickass43: theyr girlymen
Kickass43: not like sarko
Kickass43: he's tuff
Veepman: we'll get along with him fine
Veepman: let villepins go back to his poetry
Veepman: you focus on winning the war
Veepman: and getting ready for the next war
Kickass43: uh
Kickass43: next war
Kickass43: ?
Veepman: against the chinese
Kickass43: :-O
Veepman: No question they've got WMD
Kickass43: wat bout syria iran n.korea
Veepman: appetizers
Kickass43: ur jokin rite
Veepman: yep
Veepman: for now
Kickass43: 4 a mo I thot u wer srious
Kickass43: after my trip etc.
Veepman: no that went well
Kickass43: no "delivrbles" as danny boy sed
Kickass43: just "take away" ha ha
Veepman: you had fun?
Kickass43: sorta
Kickass43: chow wuz disgustin
Kickass43: man those 1000 yr eggs
Kickass43: theyr like black
Kickass43: evry banquet wuz an FDA nitemare
Kickass43: I think they giv all the good parts of the animals 2 the poor
Kickass43: & keep all the disgustin parts 4 visitrs
Kickass43: no wonder the ol man puked
Veepman: that was japan
Kickass43: same diff
Kickass43; japs eat crzy junk 2
Kickass43: thank god the posse found an outhouse steakback
Veepman: you mean an "Outback Steakhouse"
Kickass43: not wit chineez beef
Kickass43; it sure aint texan
Kickass43; believ me its "outhouse steakback"
Kickass43: but yr fine if u don't ask 4 the steak n eggs
Kickass43: or wash it down wit a supersize Mongol milk & horse piss
Veepman: and aside from the food?
Kickass43: the biking was rad
Kickass43: didn't catch flu
Veepman: what's on the sked for tomorrow?
Kickass43: gotta pardon a turkey
Veepman: pardon scooter while you're at it
Kickass43: ha ha
Kickass43: g2g
Veepman: Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. President.
Kickass43: u 2
The President of the United States is currently offline.



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