logo Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register.
2024-05-07 11:22:31 CoV Wiki
Learn more about the Church of Virus
Home Help Search Login Register
News: Do you want to know where you stand?

  Church of Virus BBS
  General
  Humor & Satire

  Causes of Death of Philosophers
« previous next »
Pages: [1] Reply Notify of replies Send the topic Print 
   Author  Topic: Causes of Death of Philosophers  (Read 844 times)
Blunderov
Archon
*****

Gender: Male
Posts: 3160
Reputation: 8.90
Rate Blunderov



"We think in generalities, we live in details"

View Profile WWW E-Mail
Causes of Death of Philosophers
« on: 2007-04-04 03:53:44 »
Reply with quote

http://maverickphilosopher.powerblogs.com/posts/1175650659.shtml

Causes of Death of Philosophers

Here. For example, Rescher died of incoherence while Spinoza died of substance abuse. Miguel de Unamuno expired from a tragic loss of sense. Plantinga perished of necessity, and Augustine by a Hippo. As you can see, some are nasty and one needn't be dead to have a cause of death assigned. Last I checked, Professor Rescher was still happily scribbling away. And that reminds me of a joke.

A student goes to visit Professor Rescher. Secretary informs her that the good doctor is not available because he is writing a book. Student replies, "I'll wait."

[Bl.] Some personal favourites:

Anselm: Than which no deadlier can be conceived
Aquinas: Last causes
Aristotle: Excessive moderation
Bacon, F: Hit by idol in market place
Bentham: Fell off his stilts
Camus: Found exit
Castaneda: Indexical self-disguise
Plato: Caved in
Chomsky: Degenerative transformation
Dawkins: Suicidal genes
Dennett: Lost consciousness
Derrida: Deconstructed
Diogenes: Exposure
Eliot: Eructation of unhealthy souls
Frege: Fell under a concept
Gödel: Became incomplete
Hegel: Gave up the Geist
Heisenberg: Uncertain causes
Hobbes: Nasty causes
Husserl: Phenomenally bad luck
Lacan: Lack
Levi-Strauss: Eaten by natives
Nagel, Tom: Struck by bat
Paley: Bad design
Parmenides: No two ways
Pirsig: Motorbike crashed
Plato: Caved in
Popper: Falsified
Protagoras: Eaten by fish
Santayana: A thousand vexations and vanities
Sartre: Nothing doing
Searle: Chinese food
Turing: Failed his own test
Wittgenstein: Became the late Wittgenstein
Zeno: Run over by tortoise


Report to moderator   Logged
Pages: [1] Reply Notify of replies Send the topic Print 
Jump to:


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Church of Virus BBS | Powered by YaBB SE
© 2001-2002, YaBB SE Dev Team. All Rights Reserved.

Please support the CoV.
Valid HTML 4.01! Valid CSS! RSS feed