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« on: 2003-06-09 23:03:09 » |
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1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9) I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
10) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.
11) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
12) Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
13) Few women admit their age, few men act theirs.
14) I want to die in my sleep like my grandmother ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in her car.
15) I fish! Therefore, I lie.
16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
17) Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
18) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
19) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
20) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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