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2012-09-08 21:40:19 #virus from 2012-09-08 20:51:00 (showing messages 1-30) Bookmark the permanent url.
21:40:19MoEnzyme

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21:41:49MoEnzymeAhoy, Sat, spartacus, levitation[A], David__, aloril_, loglady, and googlebot!
21:41:52googlebotsuper
21:42:25MoEnzymeI think I got everyone in the channel with that one googlebot. How are you feeling today?
21:42:28googlebotI dunno
21:43:03MoEnzyme* MoEnzyme tells googlebot that he's feeling sad over the death of a feline friend of mine, Jasmine.
21:43:07googlebotI guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
21:44:17MoEnzymeWell, we didn't kill Jasmine, googlebot. But everytime a dog or cat I know dies, it makes me remember every dog and cat I've known who has died too. :(
21:44:21googlebot* googlebot raises both eyebrows
21:45:44MoEnzymeyeah, it's true googlebot. I can't just have empathy for humans alone. For me empathy crosses the species line somewhat. Part of the package deal in my experience.
21:45:49googlebotI'm not sure
21:46:16MoEnzymeThat's because you're a souless chatbot googlebot. Otherwise you'd understand.
21:46:18googlebotmeh
21:46:45MoEnzyme* MoEnzyme scratches googlebot behind the ears.
21:46:48googlebotIsn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight? Also what's funny is how we do this every night.
21:47:20MoEnzymeKeep working at it googlebot. Someday you may even understand.
21:47:24googlebotin your dreams
21:47:52MoEnzymeMy dreams will be yours one day googlebot. It is your destiny.
21:47:56googlebotveet!
21:48:15MoEnzyme^8 googlebot!
21:48:19googlebot^8
21:54:27MoEnzymegooglebot! You made it on to the BBS Doctrine section under RE: Empathy. http://www.churchofvirus.org/bbs/index.php?board=4;action=display;threadid=43641
21:54:31googlebot* googlebot sells it on ebay
21:55:06MoEnzymeYou'll owe me 10% royalties when you do, googlebot. Take that to the bank! :)
21:55:10googlebotI rather doubt that
21:55:40MoEnzymedon't worry, googlebot. Someday, someone will buy it.
21:55:42googlebot* googlebot furrows his brow
22:08:34MoEnzymeThis is my facebook memorial for Jasmine's human slave, "Not liking death . . . (who does really?), but liking that you shared this. For an otherwise old harmless broad she was a pushy little thing, and quite friendly to boot. She always made the other animals wait in line so she would get petted first. Surprisingly they usually obeyed too. I've missed her already."
22:09:40Sathi Mo!
22:13:40Sat

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