2012-09-08 21:40:19
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21:40:19 | MoEnzyme | MoEnzyme (~every1hz@[death to spam].99-10-220-20.lightspeed.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net) has joined #virus |
21:41:49 | MoEnzyme | Ahoy, Sat, spartacus, levitation[A], David__, aloril_, loglady, and googlebot! |
21:41:52 | googlebot | super |
21:42:25 | MoEnzyme | I think I got everyone in the channel with that one googlebot. How are you feeling today? |
21:42:28 | googlebot | I dunno |
21:43:03 | MoEnzyme | * MoEnzyme tells googlebot that he's feeling sad over the death of a feline friend of mine, Jasmine. |
21:43:07 | googlebot | I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob." |
21:44:17 | MoEnzyme | Well, we didn't kill Jasmine, googlebot. But everytime a dog or cat I know dies, it makes me remember every dog and cat I've known who has died too. :( |
21:44:21 | googlebot | * googlebot raises both eyebrows |
21:45:44 | MoEnzyme | yeah, it's true googlebot. I can't just have empathy for humans alone. For me empathy crosses the species line somewhat. Part of the package deal in my experience. |
21:45:49 | googlebot | I'm not sure |
21:46:16 | MoEnzyme | That's because you're a souless chatbot googlebot. Otherwise you'd understand. |
21:46:18 | googlebot | meh |
21:46:45 | MoEnzyme | * MoEnzyme scratches googlebot behind the ears. |
21:46:48 | googlebot | Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight? Also what's funny is how we do this every night. |
21:47:20 | MoEnzyme | Keep working at it googlebot. Someday you may even understand. |
21:47:24 | googlebot | in your dreams |
21:47:52 | MoEnzyme | My dreams will be yours one day googlebot. It is your destiny. |
21:47:56 | googlebot | veet! |
21:48:15 | MoEnzyme | ^8 googlebot! |
21:48:19 | googlebot | ^8 |
21:54:27 | MoEnzyme | googlebot! You made it on to the BBS Doctrine section under RE: Empathy. http://www.churchofvirus.org/bbs/index.php?board=4;action=display;threadid=43641 |
21:54:31 | googlebot | * googlebot sells it on ebay |
21:55:06 | MoEnzyme | You'll owe me 10% royalties when you do, googlebot. Take that to the bank! :) |
21:55:10 | googlebot | I rather doubt that |
21:55:40 | MoEnzyme | don't worry, googlebot. Someday, someone will buy it. |
21:55:42 | googlebot | * googlebot furrows his brow |
22:08:34 | MoEnzyme | This is my facebook memorial for Jasmine's human slave, "Not liking death . . . (who does really?), but liking that you shared this. For an otherwise old harmless broad she was a pushy little thing, and quite friendly to boot. She always made the other animals wait in line so she would get petted first. Surprisingly they usually obeyed too. I've missed her already." |
22:09:40 | Sat | hi Mo! |
22:13:40 | Sat | Sat (~user@[death to spam].c-75-71-30-75.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has quit IRC [Ping timeout] |