2011-02-22 14:41:30
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14:41:30 | Lucifer | Lucifer (~david.mcf@[death to spam].66.244.232.254) has joined #virus |
14:41:30 | ChanServ | Mode change [+o Lucifer] on #virus by ChanServ |
14:41:35 | Lucifer | arrr |
14:41:43 | Sat | avast |
14:42:43 | MoEnzyme | ahoy, Lucifer! :) |
14:42:52 | Lucifer | Yo, Mo! |
14:43:10 | Lucifer | how goes the battle? |
14:43:22 | Sat | Mo 1 Crabs 3 |
14:43:30 | MoEnzyme | ah, yeah. Libya is the next domino to fall, just waiting. |
14:43:54 | Lucifer | that's a good bet |
14:44:08 | Sat | How about Yemen or Baharain? |
14:44:12 | MoEnzyme | My secret forces of insurrection are slowly taking over the world on regieme at a time. |
14:44:27 | Sat | Mo's sooo Illuminatti |
14:44:29 | MoEnzyme | those will take a little longer. I think Libya is next. |
14:44:44 | Sat | I gues Shrub was right. |
14:44:47 | Sat | * Sat grins |
14:44:51 | Lucifer | heh that's what I was thinking |
14:44:58 | Lucifer | Dubya is vindicated! |
14:44:58 | Sat | ^8 |
14:45:01 | Sat | lol |
14:45:03 | Lucifer | ^8 |
14:46:03 | Sat | And since Mo claims it's his plan we know know the mind behind the Neocon Conspiracy! |
14:46:18 | Lucifer | diabolical! |
14:46:18 | MoEnzyme | Although according to http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/original-size/20110212_WOC160.gif Yemen is pretty high on the list. |
14:47:26 | MoEnzyme | I know! |
14:48:22 | MoEnzyme | * MoEnzyme and googlebot have been keeping our NeoCon credentials top secret . . . until NOW :) Now that it's too late for the sheeple of the world to resist our evil influence. |
14:48:26 | googlebot | When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. |
14:48:35 | MoEnzyme | MuuuuuuuuuaaaaaHaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! |
14:49:57 | Lucifer | all hail the man behind the curtain! |
14:50:20 | Lucifer | * Lucifer bows before the Mighty Mo |
14:50:40 | Sat | * Sat grovels |
14:51:18 | MoEnzyme | * MoEnzyme throw scraps from the table to Sat and Lucifer, saving the juiciest leftover for googlebot! |
14:51:20 | googlebot | If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say. |
14:51:50 | Lucifer | today the Squid enjoyed a slice of ham and commented how much he likes "pig juice" |
14:52:01 | Sat | * Sat likes pi jiuce too |
14:52:08 | MoEnzyme | mmmmmmmmmmm, pig juice! Yummy! :) |
14:52:17 | Sat | I like cow juice as well |
14:55:54 | MoEnzyme | Gadafi has already lost the eastern half of the country, the entire foreign diplomatic core, and lots of his police and military have defected. It's just a question of how much pathetic tenacity he has in him before he accepts the inevitable. |
14:56:45 | Sat | * Sat experiences deja Mo |
14:56:54 | MoEnzyme | So Libya is the next one. Yemen could be soon behind. |
14:56:55 | MoEnzyme | http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/original-size/20110212_WOC160.gif |
14:56:59 | MoEnzyme | heh, Sat :) |
14:57:34 | Sat | We're definitely much better conversationalists in #virus. |
14:58:09 | MoEnzyme | Well, I'm still getting used to demonpop. It's a different crowd. |
14:58:20 | Sat | * Sat nods |
14:58:24 | MoEnzyme | though seemingly compatible. |
14:58:32 | Sat | it is the internet |
15:03:22 | MoEnzyme | Blunderov is all over this Arab uprising thing. I suppose it's his continent anyways, but apparently he was playing internet chess with someone in Libya when Gadafi pulled the plug . . . http://www.churchofvirus.org/bbs/index.php?board=69;action=display;threadid=43683 |
15:03:58 | Lucifer | Blunderov directly oppressed by Gadaffi! |
15:04:07 | Lucifer | no chess for you! |
15:04:22 | Sat | denied! |
15:04:27 | MoEnzyme | * MoEnzyme nods |
15:04:34 | MoEnzyme | denied! |
15:05:07 | MoEnzyme | Gadafi must die for ruining Blunderov's chess game!! |
15:05:28 | MoEnzyme | * MoEnzyme punches some commands into his secret computer to make it so. |
15:07:29 | MoEnzyme | Heh, when they come for him, he'll be asking things like "Is this because I bombed my fellow countrymen with military aircraft?" And they'll be like, "hell no! Far Worse, PUNK!! You ruined Blunderov's chess game!!!!" |
15:08:06 | MoEnzyme | * MoEnzyme nudges googlebot to follow through on the threat. |
15:08:07 | Sat | fear the wrath of the interupted chess master. |
15:08:08 | googlebot | Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?" |
15:09:00 | Lucifer | very insightful, googlebot |
15:09:03 | googlebot | ask the rhino |
15:09:15 | Lucifer | How did googlebot know I was thinking of the rhino? |
15:09:19 | googlebot | super |