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RE: virus: 'It sux being a fat criminal'.
« on: 2006-01-23 11:52:16 »
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[Blunderov] Street life.


Running From The Police

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First off, I would like to say that running from the police is not a good
idea to do. Resisting arrest or interfering with police business is actually
quite a significant offense.

Okay, you've just commited a crime (shot someone's car with a pellet gun or
some other stupid shit like that) and you hear cop sirens in the distance.

Boom! Your first instinct is to run away. Good idea. Try to choose areas
where there are lots of corners (Police vehicles ALWAYS have really powerful
searchlights on the side that can let them see for miles) so the cops can't
shine the light on you.

One other approach is: Hide! Simply run until you find a suitable area for
which to hide in. I find that dumpsters work well, even though they're hard
to get into, you will have absolutely no problem climbing in with all of
your adrenaline pumping. Once your in your hiding place, hopefully, the
police will pass you, thinking that you're still on the run. After they pass
you, just slink off into the night from your hiding place and then run like
hell and hide again. Do this until you're sure that the police won't catch
up to you.

However, if you do manage to evade the Police for the moment, the Police
will most definitely will call for back-up (this is really not good because
they usually bring K9 units with them.

If the cop that you're running from already has a dog, forget about hiding.
Just run and maybe you'll get away.

Also, don't expect the cops to turn on their sirens or lights if the
disturbance was called in by someone else. The Police want to surprise you.
They always know what you're up to and where you are most likely to be
hiding or running. Be creative along the way.

Try to confuse the Police because they are trained to know what a person is
going to do under these circumstances.

I can't run very fast, but when I'm excited from running from the police
after lighting firecrackers in someone's house or something, I can run
faster than a jack rabbit on a field of carrots!

Once you think you fooled them, try a hiding place like hiding in
flowerbeds, bushes, or my favorite, behind large trees.

My story about running from the police

It was late September, after school had started. My best friend and I
sometimes go out to the movies together (no, I'm not gay). We have fun and
steal stuff from people's purses and stuff like that. But this Saturday
night out was different.

It was about 9:00 when we entered and about 11:05 P.M. when the movie
finished. We watched the Grudge (it was okay). I had some Black Cat firework
packets and we started lighting them off behidn the theater in an allyway.
We had ran out of firecrackers so we decided to start to walk home. We saw
this cop car pull up next to a group of kids around our age (15-16) and we
kida freaked. I said to keep cool but Austin (my best friend) was scared as
fuck. As luck has it, the people pointed at us and we started walking faster
down the street. Through the corner of my eye, I saw the Police car pull out
form the alley. It was a Crown Victoria Police car (351 Clevland engine,
very powerful, very fast). As soon as we reached the corner, we booked it. I
know the cop was totally on to us because I swear I heard the roar of hat
351 Clevland engine in my ears, right behind the corner.

I ran and hid behind a tree. Austin ran in between two houses and dove into
a flower bed. They shined the light right on me and I thought I was doomed.
But, they pulled ahead to look for Austin! I snuck behind the Crown Vic and
crept back down the street. The cops then thought that we circled around and
had escaped. As I was then running aroudn the block, looking for Austin, I
saw 4 more other Police Vehicles goign down the road I was jsut on. Lucky
for me, I had taked off my hooded sweatshirt and hat, jsut in case they had
a description. Eventually, me and Austin found each other by whistling.
Then, we walked home, with big smiles on our faces.

We had escaped the so called: America's Finest!

Fun adventures. Oh, and If you are skinny, this shit is easy to do, if
you're fat like me, you can still do it, but don't expect that you can just
wing it and get by. You've gotta work hard.

It sux being a fat criminal. Everyone makes fun of you and then you have to
go to their house and fuck it up alot. Stupid people. I hate my neighbors, I
wished they would all die.

Have fun!

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