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virus: Evil Arguments: Abortion
« on: 2005-03-21 15:51:34 »
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Also posted at http://jimi.springsips.com/~bolverker/public/?q=blog/5
I have taken lately to arguing some pretty strange and extreme positions on everyday political topics, not because I necessarily believe in them, but because I find them interesting arguments that leave people wondering whether I am serious. My favorite is of course abortion. First I start out by telling people that I'm a godless babykiller, . . . no wait, that's actually a mild term because actually I believe that abortion is moral and should be legal up until 18 years of age. Of course that doesn't mean that just anybody can kill your kid, it comes down to the biological parents (unless they have given up their rights somehow). Before 18 they live in a state of nature (tipping my hat to Hobbes). It also works well with the voting age, indeed some may postulate that the "right to life" coincides with the right to vote making everything more simple. I also think it will help out in getting kids to respect their parents more. If you know mom and dad can decide that your services are no longer needed in this world, it would do wonders for inspiring obedience.
   
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RE: virus: Evil Arguments: Abortion
« Reply #1 on: 2005-03-28 08:15:23 »
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From: Jake Sapiens
Sent: 21 March 2005 10:52 PM

Also posted at http://jimi.springsips.com/~bolverker/public/?q=blog/5
I have taken lately to arguing some pretty strange and extreme positions
on everyday political topics, not because I necessarily believe in them,
but because I find them interesting arguments that leave people
wondering whether I am serious. My favourite is of course abortion.
First I start out by telling people that I'm a godless baby killer . . .
no wait, that's actually a mild term because actually I believe that
abortion is moral and should be legal up until 18 years of age. Of
course that doesn't mean that just anybody can kill your kid, it comes
down to the biological parents (unless they have given up their rights
somehow). Before 18 they live in a state of nature (tipping my hat to
Hobbes). It also works well with the voting age, indeed some may
postulate that the "right to life" coincides with the right to vote
making everything simpler. I also think it will help out in getting kids
to respect their parents more. If you know mom and dad can decide that
your services are no longer needed in this world, it would do wonders
for inspiring obedience.

[Blunderov] Fully in accordance with biblical standards too.

<snip> Kill Sons of Sinners: Make ready to slaughter his sons for the
guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill
the breadth of the world with tyrants.  (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)...

Death for Hitting Dad: Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put
to death.  (Exodus 21:15 NAB)...

Death for Cursing Parents 1) If one curses his father or mother, his
lamp will go out at the coming of darkness.  (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death.  They are
guilty of a capital offence.  (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)... </snip>

http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm

Furthermore children are nutritious and apparently are not subject to
the taboos which apply to unclean meats such as shellfish and pork:

2 Kings 6:28-29 "And the king said unto her, What aileth thee?  And she
answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him
today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.  So we boiled my son, and did
eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may
eat him: and she hath hid her son."

Let us conclude with a prayer <unctuous heavenward eye-roll>

<snip>Oh Lord, please don't burn us,
    Don't grill or toast your flock,
    Don't put us on the barbecue,
    Or simmer us in stock,
    Don't braise or bake or boil us,
    Or stir-fry us in a wok...

    Oh please don't lightly poach us,
    Or baste us with hot fat,
    Don't fricassee or roast us,
    Or boil us in a vat,
    And please don't stick thy servants Lord,
    In a Rotissomat... </snip>

http://www.angelfire.com/movies/closedcaptioned/meanlife.txt

Best Regards.









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RE: virus: Evil Arguments: Abortion
« Reply #2 on: 2005-04-04 18:00:54 »
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....i would lower that age from 18 to say, 14.  but otherwise i am in full
agreement.  i recall my mother telling me, "I brought you into this world,
and I can take you out of it"!  of course she would be the last person to
ever do such a thing, but she illustrated an important concept - that if i
go "sour", she is the one that put this plague upon society, so she shall be
the one to remove it.  the only caveat is the question of the mothers
reasoning and sanity.  suppose she were a religious fanatic and discovered
that i was "living in sin"...which to her was an unforgivable crime.  this
is the problem.



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From: "Blunderov" <squooker@mweb.co.za>
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Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:15:23 +0200



From: Jake Sapiens
Sent: 21 March 2005 10:52 PM

Also posted at http://jimi.springsips.com/~bolverker/public/?q=blog/5
I have taken lately to arguing some pretty strange and extreme positions
on everyday political topics, not because I necessarily believe in them,
but because I find them interesting arguments that leave people
wondering whether I am serious. My favourite is of course abortion.
First I start out by telling people that I'm a godless baby killer . . .
no wait, that's actually a mild term because actually I believe that
abortion is moral and should be legal up until 18 years of age. Of
course that doesn't mean that just anybody can kill your kid, it comes
down to the biological parents (unless they have given up their rights
somehow). Before 18 they live in a state of nature (tipping my hat to
Hobbes). It also works well with the voting age, indeed some may
postulate that the "right to life" coincides with the right to vote
making everything simpler. I also think it will help out in getting kids
to respect their parents more. If you know mom and dad can decide that
your services are no longer needed in this world, it would do wonders
for inspiring obedience.

[Blunderov] Fully in accordance with biblical standards too.

<snip> Kill Sons of Sinners: Make ready to slaughter his sons for the
guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill
the breadth of the world with tyrants.  (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)...

Death for Hitting Dad: Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put
to death.  (Exodus 21:15 NAB)...

Death for Cursing Parents 1) If one curses his father or mother, his
lamp will go out at the coming of darkness.  (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death.  They are
guilty of a capital offence.  (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)... </snip>

http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm

Furthermore children are nutritious and apparently are not subject to
the taboos which apply to unclean meats such as shellfish and pork:

  2 Kings 6:28-29 "And the king said unto her, What aileth thee?  And she
answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him
today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.  So we boiled my son, and did
eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may
eat him: and she hath hid her son."

Let us conclude with a prayer <unctuous heavenward eye-roll>

<snip>Oh Lord, please don't burn us,
      Don't grill or toast your flock,
      Don't put us on the barbecue,
      Or simmer us in stock,
      Don't braise or bake or boil us,
      Or stir-fry us in a wok...

      Oh please don't lightly poach us,
      Or baste us with hot fat,
      Don't fricassee or roast us,
      Or boil us in a vat,
      And please don't stick thy servants Lord,
      In a Rotissomat... </snip>

http://www.angelfire.com/movies/closedcaptioned/meanlife.txt

Best Regards.









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