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Walter Watts
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virus: good news & bad news for twenty-somethings
« on: 2004-10-11 09:02:11 » |
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I have some good news & some bad news for twenty-somethings.
The Bad News:
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1) Your average incomes will hit historical lows over the next twenty years.
2) Your housing, utility, gasoline, food, insurance, education and
transportation costs will rise to historical highs over the same period.
3) Your Social Security system will become insolvent.
4) Interest rates and inflation will rise significantly.
The Good News:
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1) You will be able to buy $19 DVD recorders.
Walter
PS - Welcome to the global economy.
PS2 - Grass huts aren't so bad with the help of a good Feng Shui expert
( http://www.fengshuitimes.com/main/fst/default.asp?pg=286&cid=1 ).
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RE: virus: good news & bad news for twenty-somethings
« Reply #1 on: 2004-10-11 11:39:27 » |
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Walter Watts
Sent: 11 October 2004 03:02 PM
I have some good news & some bad news for twenty-somethings.
The Bad News:
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1) Your average incomes will hit historical lows over the next twenty
years.
2) Your housing, utility, gasoline, food, insurance, education and
transportation costs will rise to historical highs over the same period.
3) Your Social Security system will become insolvent.
4) Interest rates and inflation will rise significantly.
The Good News:
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1) You will be able to buy $19 DVD recorders.
[Blunderov]  Let them make movies? (Thx for your 'fundamental
interconnectedness' post btw - very clear and concise.)
Best Regards
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RE: virus: good news & bad news for twenty-somethings
« Reply #2 on: 2004-10-12 13:24:59 » |
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Wonderful Walt. Bravo! Nominated for inclusion in best of virus Humour /
Economics section.
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-virus@lucifer.com [mailto:owner-virus@lucifer.com] On Behalf Of
Walter Watts
Sent: 11 October 2004 14:02
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Subject: virus: good news & bad news for twenty-somethings
I have some good news & some bad news for twenty-somethings.
The Bad News:
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1) Your average incomes will hit historical lows over the next twenty years.
2) Your housing, utility, gasoline, food, insurance, education and
transportation costs will rise to historical highs over the same period.
3) Your Social Security system will become insolvent.
4) Interest rates and inflation will rise significantly.
The Good News:
--------------------
1) You will be able to buy $19 DVD recorders.
Walter
PS - Welcome to the global economy.
PS2 - Grass huts aren't so bad with the help of a good Feng Shui expert (
http://www.fengshuitimes.com/main/fst/default.asp?pg=286&cid=1 ).
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