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virus: Smart girl slated for a Darwin Award?
« on: 2003-03-17 12:02:33 » |
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I have mentioned this in the #virus chat channel myself a few days ago, and I
find the idea growing on me. Call me wacky and perverse, but I simply
haven't found myself empathizing much with this supposedly Smart girl in her
and her family's kidnapping ordeal. I have caught myself whispering things
like "stupid bitch" and other such things. I have definitely come to the
possibly premature conclusion that Natural Selection has Elizabeth scheduled
for a premature death. Perhaps my small black heart has focussed on these
few bald facts: Some "Smart" parent sharing half of her genes, or perhaps two
parents collectively sharing all of her genes decided that inviting a
mentally unstable homeless man into Elizabeth's home presented a reasonable
risk for their offspring. This may not bode well for Beth's own future
decision making skills, as well as their ongoing decision making in her
behalf.
Second of all they claim that this insane couple "brainwashed" their sweet
innocent child. Maybe so, maybe not. We might point out the fact that the
probable reason this "brainwashing" occurred lies in the fact that Betty
"Smart" shared extensive religious and supernatural memesets with the alleged
perpetrator. Perhaps we should look at poor Betty Smart as simply an already
brainwashed Mormon -- brainwashed from the crib by her mentally challenged
parents (very possibly genetically so). Our virile would-be-polygamist
prophet simply sought to augment the memeset she already had, in ways she
probably hadn't had an opportunity to explore yet. I feel certain that this
probably involved several acts of humiliation which may or may not have
involved sexual activity. But let us not jump to conclusions. For all we
know, this man, however illegally he may have appeared to operate (remember
the prophet's exemption?;-)), may have helped this child to some amazing
experience of Mormon enlightenment that we non-Mormons simply can't
understand. Perhaps we should personally feel happy for her, despite her
apparently doomed status. Perhaps everyone should get a chance to say
"Wow!", however irrationally, before they die? Maybe in her religious
fantasy, this man set her free.
Beyond her own tragically inherited genetic and memetic stupidity, one might
optimistically suggest that a little stupidity helps the genes along, and we
have yet to see if sweet spirited Betty Smart bites the dust before she
succeeds in bearing child. This presents the paramount test of genes, which
all potential Darwin Award winners must fail in order to receive the award.
I truly hope she does fail in this respect, for few would think it a good
thing for a child to grow up with a parent who dies so soon their young lives
through some act of stupidity. For example, if my father had died from
something embarrassingly dumb like autoerotic asphyxiation, I could
definitely imagine some suicidal ideation in dealing with such childhood
issues. I would predict lots of angry therapy puppets in future like that!
Not all futures have equal moral value, and some stupidity really need not go
continue. Extinction of germ lines is natural. I feel certain that this
stupid Smart bitch has an early death in her future, and I therefore hope for
everyone's sake that she fails to reproduce before then. I'm cheering for
this Darwin Award! :-) The stupid bitch has earned it already and we simply
await the daily roll of the dice.
Jake prays, "Perhaps she won't die before the US goes to war, but we can
always hope that she won't reproduce by the time the US goes to war AGAIN.
Let the stupidity end. Amen."
Love,
-Jake
-Full of nice warm brown earthly empathy, guaranteed!
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