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« on: 2003-02-21 08:18:49 »
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You may have been thinking to yourself, "What's wrong with Jake?  Isn't that
guy nuts, or what!?"  Your questions have been answered!  My results:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Schizotypal
Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild
schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and
perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from
others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that
unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage
in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of
time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow.

Narcissistic
Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like
histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise.
They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recognize them as
being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they
believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. They tend to
make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting
relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and
may take advantage of them.

Dependent
Dependent personality disorder is characterized by a need to be taken care
of. People with this disorder tend to cling to people and fear losing them.
They may become suicidal when a break-up is imminent. They tend to let others
make important decisions for them and often jump from relationship to
relationship. They often remain in abusive relationships. They are overly
sensitive to disapproval. They often feel helpless and depressed.

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html

Now you can't say that you haven't been warned about me! ;-)

Love, -Jake


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Re:virus: What's wrong with me?
« Reply #1 on: 2003-02-21 09:44:14 »
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[Jake]
You may have been thinking to yourself, "What's wrong with Jake?  Isn't that guy nuts, or what!?"  Your questions have been answered!  My results:

<snip>


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Just three "Moderates"? You cheated!
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« Reply #2 on: 2003-02-21 11:40:58 »
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Not too surprised about my results...

Paranoid:  Low
Schizoid:  Low
Schizotypal:  Moderate
Antisocial:  Low
Borderline:  Low
Histrionic:  Moderate
Narcissistic:  Moderate
Avoidant:  Low
Dependent:  Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Moderate

Personally, I believe Narcissism is simply the courage to admit that I am
better than everyone else.  And who are they to say I'm _not_
clairvoyant?

;>
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Re:virus: What's wrong with me?
« Reply #3 on: 2003-02-21 11:51:45 »
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>[Jake]
>You may have been thinking to yourself, "What's wrong with Jake?  Isn't that guy nuts, or what!?"  Your questions have been answered!  My results:
>
><snip>
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>
>[rhinoceros]
>Just three "Moderates"? You cheated!
>
>
That test is obviously flawed, and the questions are oversimplified.
I took the test with complete honesty, and look at my results:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

RavenBlack brought up this test a few years ago...  It was fun then, and still fun!
My two closest friends both got very high in at least one categorie each.  One is Histrionic, the other, a Narcissist.

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Re: virus: what's wrong with me?
« Reply #4 on: 2003-02-21 13:02:06 »
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In a message dated 2/21/2003 10:48:25 AM Central Standard Time,
michelle@barrymenasherealtors.com writes:

Not too surprised about my results...

[Jake] Oh My Gawd!!!  You are soooooo much more screwed up than me.  And
those obsessive histrionics.  Good grief!  Just get over yourself and stop
inflicting the wonder that is you on other people!

:::rolling my eyes:::

Love,

-Jake :-)


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Re: virus: What's wrong with me?
« Reply #5 on: 2003-02-21 13:08:18 »
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In a message dated 2/21/2003 8:53:16 AM Central Standard Time,
rhinoceros@freemail.gr writes:

[rhinoceros]
Just three "Moderates"? You cheated!

[Jake] Naw, I just saw my therapist yesterday, so I'm a bit more balanced out
than usual.  Give let me have a few rough nights on the town and I'll have
those moderates up to very high! I'll be off in my own little universe
playing with my puppets who adore me in no time.  They are definitely more
interesting than y'all losers ;-)

Love,

-Jake


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« Reply #6 on: 2003-02-21 13:13:55 »
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I claim the "Most Sane CoV member" prize.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
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Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Regards

Jonathan




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Subject: Re:virus: What's wrong with me?


> >
> >[Jake]
> >You may have been thinking to yourself, "What's wrong with Jake?  Isn't
that guy nuts, or what!?"  Your questions have been answered!  My results:
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >
> >[rhinoceros]
> >Just three "Moderates"? You cheated!
> >
> >
> That test is obviously flawed, and the questions are oversimplified.
> I took the test with complete honesty, and look at my results:
>
> Disorder | Rating
> Paranoid: Very High
> Schizoid: Very High
> Schizotypal: High
> Antisocial: Moderate
> Borderline: Low
> Histrionic: Low
> Narcissistic: Moderate
> Avoidant: Moderate
> Dependent: Low
> Obsessive-Compulsive: High
>
>  RavenBlack brought up this test a few years ago...  It was fun then, and
still fun!
> My two closest friends both got very high in at least one categorie each.
One is Histrionic, the other, a Narcissist.
>
> http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
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« Reply #7 on: 2003-02-21 13:55:02 »
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In a message dated 2/21/2003 12:18:51 PM Central Standard Time,
jonathan.davis@lineone.net writes:

I claim the "Most Sane CoV member" prize.

[Jake] hmmmmmmmmm, yeah, I've studied how nobody really likes you.  And now I
see why.

Love,

-Jake


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« Reply #8 on: 2003-02-21 15:48:49 »
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In a message dated 2/21/2003 10:59:50 AM Central Standard Time,
aaron@fish.co.jp writes:

That test is obviously flawed, and the questions are oversimplified.
I took the test with complete honesty, and look at my results:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

[Jake] You are obviously meant for the Church of the Virus, and it for you. 
Welcome aboard!  Look Around.  If you need some help, check with me, because
I am the only sane one here. Don't forget your meds.

Love,

-Jake


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re: virus: what's wrong with me?
« Reply #9 on: 2003-02-21 16:21:00 »
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i came out "high" in the narcissism arena...but i was scared to reveal this.
  this fear of course probably means im paranoid, which could lead me to
feel that other people are talking about me behind my back...which would
likely classify me as schizotypal...which, coupled with my previous issues
pretty much assures schizoid behavior...leading to a severe lack of social
grace and thus anti-social behavior...which of course will lead to a
profound sense of lonliness and thus neediness leaving me pitifully
dependant...which of course won't be helped by my already existant lack of
ability to concentrate...thus aiding a growing avoidance trait.  and of
course...the very fact that i would waste your time writing this
self-indulgent poem of crap points to my histrionic nature.  so whatever is
left, ive just got to be borderline that too.

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From: "Michelle" <michelle@barrymenasherealtors.com>
Reply-To: virus@lucifer.com
To: <virus@lucifer.com>
Subject: re: virus: what's wrong with me?
Date: Fri, 21 Feb 2003 08:40:58 -0800

Not too surprised about my results...

Paranoid:  Low
Schizoid:  Low
Schizotypal:  Moderate
Antisocial:  Low
Borderline:  Low
Histrionic:  Moderate
Narcissistic:  Moderate
Avoidant:  Low
Dependent:  Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Moderate

Personally, I believe Narcissism is simply the courage to admit that I am
better than everyone else.  And who are they to say I'm _not_
clairvoyant?

;>
-Michelle


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« Reply #10 on: 2003-02-21 16:56:39 »
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Now there's the Sebby I've come to know and love    ;-'>

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Dr Sebby wrote:

> i came out "high" in the narcissism arena...but i was scared to reveal this.
>  this fear of course probably means im paranoid, which could lead me to
> feel that other people are talking about me behind my back...which would
> likely classify me as schizotypal...which, coupled with my previous issues
> pretty much assures schizoid behavior...leading to a severe lack of social
> grace and thus anti-social behavior...which of course will lead to a
> profound sense of lonliness and thus neediness leaving me pitifully
> dependant...which of course won't be helped by my already existant lack of
> ability to concentrate...thus aiding a growing avoidance trait.  and of
> course...the very fact that i would waste your time writing this
> self-indulgent poem of crap points to my histrionic nature.  so whatever is
> left, ive just got to be borderline that too.
>
> DrSebby.
> "Courage...and shuffle the cards".
>
> ----Original Message Follows----
> From: "Michelle" <michelle@barrymenasherealtors.com>
> Reply-To: virus@lucifer.com
> To: <virus@lucifer.com>
> Subject: re: virus: what's wrong with me?
> Date: Fri, 21 Feb 2003 08:40:58 -0800
>
> Not too surprised about my results...
>
> Paranoid:  Low
> Schizoid:  Low
> Schizotypal:  Moderate
> Antisocial:  Low
> Borderline:  Low
> Histrionic:  Moderate
> Narcissistic:  Moderate
> Avoidant:  Low
> Dependent:  Low
> Obsessive-Compulsive:  Moderate
>
> Personally, I believe Narcissism is simply the courage to admit that I am
> better than everyone else.  And who are they to say I'm _not_
> clairvoyant?
>
> ;>
> -Michelle
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« Reply #11 on: 2003-02-22 00:49:58 »
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Quote from: Jonathan Davis on 2003-02-21 13:13:55   

I claim the "Most Sane CoV member" prize.

[Zloduska]  Can I have the prize for "Most Sadistic CoV member" please?  Pretty please OR ELSE?!
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i oppose this wish lady Z.  if you were the most sadistic, you wouldve left
me with the french police that day in the Parisian metro without paying my
fine...of course you DID let me wander home with a full bottle of scotch in
my belly approx. 6 miles from home later that night;)  i didnt make it home
until about 3pm the next day....hmmn.  ok, you get the prize;)



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> [quote from: Jonathan on 2003-02-21 at 11:13:55]
> I claim the \"Most Sane CoV member\" prize.
>
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> [Zloduska]  Can I have the prize for "Most Sadistic CoV member"
> please?  Pretty please OR ELSE?!
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« Reply #14 on: 2003-02-23 04:36:53 »
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My Results:

Disorder                    Rating Information
----------------------------------------------
Paranoid:                  Moderate
Schizoid:                  Moderate
Schizotypal:                Moderate
Antisocial:                Moderate
Borderline:                Low
Histrionic:                High
Narcissistic:              High
Avoidant:                  Moderate
Dependent:                  Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:      Low


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