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Awesoments Periodic Table
« on: 2009-01-08 21:41:45 »
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[FRitz] Odd yes, but I was oddly compelled to post the silliness ..


In 300 B.C., years before the birth of awesome black Jesus, Aristotle postulated that all good things were made of "win." That was a pretty good guess, but he was drunk as shit and probably also having an orgy. Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental "Awesoments" that compose all good things.

The Periodic table of Awesoments can be a very useful tool. It's designed to show the relationships between Awesoments, and often one can even predict how Awesoments interact simply by their positions on the table.

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