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GWB - Out with the old
« on: 2008-11-29 23:08:39 »
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One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached
the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where
he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S.
Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
and meet with President Bush."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush
is no longer president and no longer resides here." The
old man said, "Okay" and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House
and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and
meet with President Bush." The Marine again told the man,
"Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer
president and no longer resides here." The man thanked
him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and
spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would
like to go in and meet with President Bush." The
Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the
man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you
have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told
you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no
longer resides here.
Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I  understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
"See you tomorrow, Sir."
I love hearing it too !!!
« Last Edit: 2008-11-29 23:09:15 by Fritz » Report to moderator   Logged

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