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« on: 2008-10-09 02:07:58 »
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Source: Multiply Sourced. Appears derived from similar themes centered around telcos in 2005.
Noticed By: BeeBee Brouwer

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of AIG stock one year ago you would have $44.34 left.

With Wachovia, you would have had $54.74 left of the original $1,000.00.

With Lehman, you would have had $0.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago…drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

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« Reply #1 on: 2008-10-09 18:46:58 »
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Quote from: Hermit on 2008-10-09 02:07:58   

Source: Multiply Sourced. Appears derived from similar themes centered around telcos in 2005.
Noticed By: BeeBee Brouwer

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of AIG stock one year ago you would have $44.34 left.

With Wachovia, you would have had $54.74 left of the original $1,000.00.

With Lehman, you would have had $0.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago…drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.



Thanks Hermit.

This will figure prominently in my constantly revised capital preservation schema!

Cheers!

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