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Satan behind illegal immigration, Utah County Republican claims
« on: 2007-04-27 03:59:04 »
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[Blunderov] Interesting state, Utah. Anyway, I spoke to the boss and he says these claims are a monstrous calumny as should be obvious to anyone with more than two brain cells. Clearly he has been far too busy manipulating the Preznit  into staying the course to allow time for such piffling matters. 

Satan behind illegal immigration, Utah County Republican claims
26 April 2007, 16:57:44

Source: The Salt Lake Tribune [div class="excerpt"]Satan has a plan to destroy the United States, and his most crafty method is the invasion of illegal immigrants. Or so says one Utah County Republican delegate. District 65 Chairman Don Larsen submitted a resolution to be discussed a...

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[Blunderov] Well the boss is pretty happy with the way the vote didn't happen at all. He is concentrating very hard on getting gay marriage accepted and to this end he his having to, as he puts it, 'clear the brush'. Something about Washington escourt services ; anyway he is very busy and is glad not to have to deal with any distractions from Utah.

Sharp eyed as ever though, the boss is less than pleased that his minions and evil henchmen have not been getting the message out correctly. "Godless order" he raged at us. "Do I have to do everything myself? Why do these people not know that what I seek is DISorder and that, furthermore, in spades?"

So lets make that clear shall we? A New World Disorder is what the master seeks and he will accept no substitutes.

Be very, very warned to stay on message with this.

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OREM - The Utah County Republican Party on Saturday killed a controversial resolution asserting Satan's role in illegal immigration and supporting the closure of U.S. borders.
The move was due not necessarily to lack of support, but because the convention lacked a full quorum. Seventy percent of the attending 471 delegates, or 334, had to be present in order for a vote to take place.
By the time the resolution came up for debate, many of the delegates had gone home.
The group held a 10-minute debate on the issue, which district Chairman Don Larsen, author of the resolution, described as a behind-the-scenes war being waged on America by big businesses and left-wing extremists.
"They're trying to destroy Christian America and install godless order," Larsen said. "We need to close our national borders and protect the United States from destruction by self-invasion."
Delegate Joe Ferguson agreed, saying undocumented immigrants will never assimilate into American culture.
"The devil is involved," Ferguson said. "Marxism is the devil and freedom is in Christ."


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