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Bass
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Does any of this apply to you? Lets hear it!
« on: 2006-10-06 06:43:02 » |
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Hello CoV!
Just for a bit of fun I decided I would like to get to know people around here a little better. So I have come up with these questions for you since most of you guys appear to be atheists and all.
I hope none of this is taken to seriously, it’s just really meant to be funny with a dash of seriousness. I keep finding myself being drawn back here So I thought these questions would be good for a laugh and those who just love to have their opinions heard.
Here we go!
1) Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
2) Are you addicted to Metal?
3) Do you believe that doom is the ultimate goal of existence?
4) Do you always cheer for the bad guys? (Movies, books, real life)
5) Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
6) You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
7) Does your av look dark and brutal and bear a frightening name?
8) Are you are simply weird and crazy?
9) Will the dark ladies here ever go for a threesome, steaming, boob-rubbing sex show?
10) Does the CoV dare to use nuclear weapons?
11) Do all Muslims have the brain power of a chimp?
Thats all I can really think of for now, please feel free to add to the list. I would like to hear your opinions on these.
Thanks!
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Blunderov
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Re:Does any of this apply to you? Lets hear it!
« Reply #1 on: 2006-10-06 08:57:54 » |
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Quote from: Bass on 2006-10-06 06:43:02 I keep finding myself being drawn back here...
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[Blunderov] "The terrible lure of the abyss"? We're not so awful really. "Mostly harmless" in the Douglas Adams phrase. Mostly.
1) Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
[Bl.] Dante's 7th Circle of Hell was ice. Family and friends keep me warm .
2) Are you addicted to Metal?
[Bl.] Moved on. It was fun while it lasted.
3) Do you believe that doom is the ultimate goal of existence?
[Bl.] I thought "Quake" was the latest thing? I'm into chess personally.
4) Do you always cheer for the bad guys? (Movies, books, real life)
[Bl.] What do you mean by "bad"?
5) Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
[Bl.] I used to be. Now I'm just cynical.
6) You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
[Bl.] Smoke and fire are amongst my favourite things. The lamentations of all creatures are distressing to me. Except if they are blues musicians.
7) Does your av look dark and brutal and bear a frightening name?
[Bl.] It's an Opel Hatchback. In Iraq these are considered very alarming I'm told. Not where I am though.
8) Are you are simply weird and crazy?
[Bl.] Well I suppose it would depend on to whom I'm being compared.
9) Will the dark ladies here ever go for a threesome, steaming, boob-rubbing sex show?
[Bl.] Not qualified to answer this I'm afraid. But I'm inclined to suspect not.
10) Does the CoV dare to use nuclear weapons?
[Bl.] Speaking for myself, I cannot imagine that I would ever do such a thing. Violence begets violence. Nuclear would beget more nuclear.
11) Do all Muslims have the brain power of a chimp?
[Bl.]Most religions corrupt rationality as a matter of policy. Islam and Christianity are no different. To my mind it is a moot point whether a chimp is more intelligent than a fundamentalist, be they of whatever stripe.
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