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Scientists abandon AI project
« on: 2004-01-28 16:23:40 »
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CAMBRIDGE, MA—Scientists at MIT's Advanced Machine Cognizance Project announced Tuesday that, after seeing the final installment of the Matrix trilogy, they will cease all further work in the field of artificial intelligence.

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« Reply #1 on: 2004-01-28 18:23:10 »
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After reading the article, I've just hit on a great idea for a summer blockbuster.

Evil machines from the future, in an attempt to wipe out the human race, send back an evil, unstoppable killing machine back through time to kill key individuals. Their target?:

The Wachowski Brothers.

By killing them before they can complete the Matrix Trilogy, they will ensure that humans are enslaved in cyberbetic vats for all eternity. Without Reloaded  and Revolutions  to guide the way, our scientists will be tricked into creating 100ft tall giant mechanical spiders who will conquer the Earth with their radioactive attenna beams.

Ok, I'm a little sketchy on the details.

I think there could be a market for it though. Certainly I'm thinking that there's quite a few people out there who wished that the Matrix sequels were wiped from the space/time continuum.


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