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Allah, God, Zen and the hodgies
« on: 2003-12-21 08:52:02 »
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One day while on guard and doing are usual makeing fun of the hodgies(slang for Iraqi citizen, middle easterner) my partner was asked what his name was. He replied my name is "allah". One the iraqies then said "No Allah One" pionting to the sky. He them kept teasing them and pointing back at himself saying "One Allah". Soon thereafter I was asked what my name was and going along with the theme of religion (since I was reading GEB) I said my name was Zen. They smiled and very odd smile that I couldn't quite understand at the time. Then they said "Zen means good" the iraqi men and boys laughing and giggling between them. Following that they pionted to my eyes and said Zen.

Later I found out that many hodgy men abide by the "women are for babies, men are for fun" policy. Also that they find blue eyes very attractive.
Needless to say that the hodgie workers work in and around our barracks everyday. Almost everyday they come talk to me saying "Zen" laughing and trying to win my approval someway.

Lord Zen Out
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Quote from: jubungalord on 2003-12-21 08:52:02   
Later I found out that many hodgy men abide by the "women are for babies, men are for fun" policy. Also that they find blue eyes very attractive. Needless to say that the hodgie workers work in and around our barracks everyday. Almost everyday they come talk to me saying "Zen" laughing and trying to win my approval someway.

You know what they say, Lord Zen, when in Rome...
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