Glossary of Post-9/11 Terms

Nuance:
Opposition to United States policy. Often expressed in simplistic terms.

Peace:
The complete lack of action from the United States no matter how many must suffer or die.

Dissent:
Wearing costumes.

Crushing of Dissent/McCarthyism:
Publicly disagreeing with someone more noble. Publicly pointing out flaws in the arguments of those more noble.

Censorship:
Only appearing on TeeVee 5 times a week instead of the full 7.

Days of Action:
Movie where Tom Cruise met Nicole Kidman.

Facts:
Things that get in the way of Truth.

Truth:
Something that must be believed regardless of facts. Example: 5,000 civilians were killed in Afghanistan. Did not actually happen, but the US wanted to kill that many and more so that means it is truth.

Racism:
Thinking non-whites shouldn't have to live under oppressive, murderous tyrants.

Solidarity:
Public nudity to tell those who would be stoned for public nudity that, hey, we care because we're naked.

Multilateral:
Doing what the French want.

Unilateral:
Going forward without the support of the New York Times.

Oil:
When it ain't the Jews, it's this.

Militant:
Anyone who kills a member of the oppressive power structure.

Moron:
The one thing that hasn't changed over the last year and more.