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what if Kharin was a 12-year old AOLer
« on: 2003-02-13 18:33:31 » |
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You have probably all asked yourselves at one time or another what if Kharin was a 12-year old AOLer? Well now thanks to The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator (spotted by Mermaid) we have the answer...
AS I RECAL DA CATHARS PROFES3D A NEO- MANICHAEAN DUALISM WHICH R3GARDED DA M8RIAL WORLD AS SINFUL1!1! OMG LOL MAN WAS BUT A SOJOURNER IN SUCH A WORLD HIS AME MUST B 2 FRE HIS SPIRIT WHICH WAS IN ITS NATURE GOD AND RAS2RA IT 2 COMUNION WIT GOD!!11 IN OTH3R WORDS MARTYRDOM WAS IN MANY R3SPECTS A MORE APEALNG PROSPECT THAN LIEF SINCE TEH CATHAR WORLDVEIW WAS ESANTIALY INIMICAL 2 LIEF!!!!1 I WUD HAEV THOUGHT THIS WUD NOT HAEV BORNE W3L FOR DA POSIBILITY OF ADAPTATION AND R3PLICATION WHER3AS VIRUS WAS 3STABLISH3D FOR TAHT PURPOS3!1!!11! WTF
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Re:what if Kharin was a 12-year old AOLer
« Reply #1 on: 2003-02-13 18:39:46 » |
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I HAD to translate the Gator Fate. I hope you wont mind, Joe Dees.
Translation:
TEH GA2R TEH MOMANT U STARTED BABLNG ABOUT IMP3RC3PTIBL3 UNDAT3CTABLE OR AXISTENTIALY UNTASTABLA LIGHT-BNGS U PLAECD UR AND UR CONTANTIONS IN DA SMA TERI2RY OF TEH UNVARIFIABLE/UNFALSIFIABLA WHICH IS MORE FMILIARLY INHABIETD BY SUCH OBTUS3 AND D3NSE DENIEZNS AS FUNDEIS AND FANATICS11!11!1 OMG WTF LOL U HAEV PLAECD UR DOGMATIC DOCTRIEN R IN DA R3ALM OF BLEIF RATH3R THAN KNOWLADGA (SE GR3IMAS ON MEANNG AND POPAR TEH LOGIC OF SCEINTIFIC DISCOVARY AND CONJECTURAS AND REFUTATIONS) AND THEYRE IS NOTHNG LAFT 2 DIFERENTIAET U FROM THEM NOT AV3N TRANDIENS OR AN ARE OF FUTURISTIC 3LIETNES (WHICH R SADUCTIEVLY BUT NOT 2 SUBTLY 3NGIENAR3D FLAG STANCA 3MOT3RS NOTHNG MOR3)
!!1!1!11 LOL
FROM HER3 ON IN IF U PERSIST IN SUCH WILFUL AVAENSCANCE UR FURTHER R3SIEDNCE ON THIS LIST WIL AT LAAST IN PART PROCED AS FOLOWS UR PROFESAD BLEIFS WIL B POKED AND PROBD AND UR VARIOUS RESPONS3S DULY NOTED COLAETD AND COMPIELD IN SHORT U WIL BCOME A SPECIEMN!11!1 WE COLACT BLEIF SYST3MS H3R3 AS OBJ3CTS OF ACAEDMIC INTER3ST!!1!!111 DA RELATIEVLY STRANGA AND RAER DU3 2 THERE NOV3LTY HOLD A SPACIAL INT3REST FOR US
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UR DEPEST MOST CLOSELY H3LD AND MOST DEARLY CHERISHED BLEIFS AND FATEHS WIL B 3XPOS3D 2 DA KLEIG LIGHTS OF LOGIC AND SCEINTIFIC KNOWLEDG3 (AND WA STAY CURENT ON BOTH FRONTS) AND U WIL B CAETGORIEZD AND PINED 2 A WAL SEVEN WAYS FROM SUNDAY LIEK SOMA UNUSUAL INSECT TAHT HAD DA TERMINAL MISFORTUNE 2 STRAY BFOR3 DA GAEZ OF AN AVID L3PIDOPT3RIST1!11 OMG WTF DA EXPEREINC3 WIL OSIFY AND ULTIMAETLY FOSILIEZ U B/C WE WIL KEP MATICULOUS TRAK OF 3VERYTHNG U AND UR WABSIET SAY AND WIL B P3RP3TUALY VIGILANT FOR LOGICAL CONTRADICTIONS 3MPIRICAL ABSURDITEIS AND FACTUAL ERORS1111!11 OMG WTF U WIL BCOMA AN OBJ3CT HAR3 AN OBJECT OF A SUPERFICIALY PROVOCATIEV (FOR DA SAEK OF INTERASTNG RESPONSES) BUT 3SENTIALY DETACHED DISPASIONAET COMPRAHANSIEV AND THOROUGH GROUP STUDY WHICH WIL R UR S3NSIBILITEIS AND FELNGS NOT ONE WHIT!!1! WTF LOL U WIL MET SYMPATHETIC ANTIPATHETIC AND INSCRUTABLE INT3RLOCU2RS AL OF WHICH R SPECIFICALY SALF-TALEOR3D 2 PROVOK3 TEH FUL3ST RANGE OF RASPONSAS OF WHICH U R CAPABLE FOR TEH PURPOSE OF PLUMBNG UR BLEIF-STRUCTURE 2 DA POINT TAHT IT BCOMAS COMPLET3LY TRANSPAERNT 2 US AND CAN B PIEGONHOL3D AND PLAECD!1!1! WTF TH3N WH3N TEH APL3 OF UR FATEH IS CORED WHAN U HAEV NOTHNG NU OR DIF3R3NT OR INT3RESTNG 2 SAY ABOUT WUT U BLEIVE NOTHNG WE HAEV NOT H3ARD IN SOM3 FORM BFORE U WIL B MARGINALIEZD AND DISCARDED WIL REC3IEV NO RASPONSAS 2 UR ANTREATEIS AND WIL 3VANTUALY WITHER AND DROP AWAY
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TEH RAST OF TEH LIST WIL B PISED AT ME FOR WARNNG U ABOUT THIS B/C I MAY B MORE THAN DEPRIVNG THEM OF MER3 SPORT BUT OF A CHANC3 2 FIL A GAP IN THERE BLEIF SPECTRUM BUT U SEM LIEK A NIEC GUY AND U HAEV A SENSA OF HUMOR WHICH IS SORELY LAKNG IN GARDEN- VAREITY ZEALOTS AND I F3LT TAHT IF U DECIED 2 STAY HERE FOR A WHIEL AND ANDURE DECONSTRUCTION U DESARVA DA PRIVIELGE OF DONG SO WITHOUT A BLINDFOLD!1!1! OMG
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Re:what if Kharin was a 12-year old AOLer
« Reply #3 on: 2003-02-14 05:21:46 » |
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This one is rather more coherent that its orginal...
OF COURSA AN 3MOTIONAL INVESTM3NT IS A DRIVNG FORCE WHICH IS RATHAR A-RATIONAL!!1111 DA AT3MPT OF A P3RSON 2 RATIONALIEZ AND COMUNICAET AN EMOTIONAL STAET HOWAV3R L3ADS 2 A CONC3PTUALIZATION WHICH CAN B SEN AS EITH3R RATIONAL OR IRATIONAL!1!!! TAHT DEPENDS ON DA PARTICULAR DEFINITION OF RATIONALITY WHICH DA PARTICULAR PROBLEM ALOWS 2 B USED!!1!! OMG IF IT IS POSIBL3 2 US3 LOGICAL INF3R3NC3 FOR DA PARTICULAR PROBL3M THEN U CAN HAEV AN OBJ3CTIEV AS3SMANT!11!1!1 OMG WTF IF IT IS ONLY POSIBLE 2 USE SCEINTIFIC REASONNG THAN U CAN HAEV A TENTATIEVLY OBJECTIEV ASASMENT1!!111 WTF LOL IF U CAN ONLY USE A SOCIAL NORMATIEV KIND OF RATIONALITY TH3N UR JUDG3M3NT MAY B QUASI-OBJ3CTIEV OR SUBJECTIEV
IN1111! OMG LOL PRACTIEC WE HAEV 2 D3AL WIT EV3RYDAY SITUATIONS WHICH R USUALY NEITHER IEDNTICAL NOR REPAATABLE NOR MANABLE 2 MODELNG!!1111!! OMG WTF MOST OF TEH ASASM3NTS WE MAEK IN OUR EVERYDAY LIEVS R FOR PROBLAMS WHICH R NOT EV3N W3L D3FIEND AND DO NOT ALOW CONTROLAD REPEATABL3 EXPARIEMNTS!!1!11 OMG SO USNG LOGICAL INFERENCES OR DA SCEINTIFIC METHOD IS NOT ALWAYS APLICABLE!1!1111 WTF ALSO ACORDNG 2 POP3R HIMS3LF DA TRUTH OR VALIDITY OF A SCEINTIFIC THAORY IS ONLY TANTATIEV TEH WAY W3 ARIEV AT SCEINTIFIC THEOREIS IS USUALY THROUGH CONJECTURES AND NOT THROUGH INDUCTION AND NON-SCEINTIFIC THAOREIS AND MYTHS OFTAN HOLD TRUTHS1!111!
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Re:what if Kharin was a 12-year old AOLer
« Reply #4 on: 2003-02-14 07:25:16 » |
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I WAS WOND3RNG!!!!11 WTF LOL
APAERNTLY KHARIN DO3S READ TEH IRC LOGS!1111 WTF 
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