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Happy Holidays + an audio welcome to newbies
« on: 2002-12-07 15:46:09 »
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Warmest holiday wishes to all new and potentially new CoV recruits.

I've made an audio welcome greeting available for all existing, new and
potentially new CoV'ers.

Happy Holidays,
Walter


http://www.walterwatts.com/images/covbootcamp.mp3



"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of this communication, sent
to you with the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . a n
d...  a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than
any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere),
and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of
the wishee."
(By accepting this email, you are accepting  these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original email. It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher.  This email is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent email, whichever comes
first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this email or issuance
of a new email at the sole discretion of the original sender.)


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Walter Watts
Tulsa Network Solutions, Inc.

"No one gets to see the Wizard! Not nobody! Not no how!"


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Tulsa Network Solutions, Inc.


No one gets to see the Wizard! Not nobody! Not no how!
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