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Petition Wal-Mart to Hire Alberto Gonzales
« on: 2009-01-01 23:24:02 »
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[Blunderov] "No one is a prophet in his own land".

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Thursday, January 01, 2009

Petition Wal-Mart to Hire Alberto Gonzales

It's a terrible shame that no one is willing to hire * a former Attorney General of the United States. That's especially true for Alberto Gonzales, a man who's proven that he'd do absolutely anything (lie, violate the constitution, break US law, excuse torture. etc.) for his employer.

Wal-Mart's benefited greatly from the anti-labor policies of the Bush Administration. I think it's time they stepped up and returned the favor by hiring Alberto Gonzales to greet their customers.

He has a lot to offer a company like Wal-Mart. If someone asks him where to return merchandise, he could tell them he doesn't recall, or better yet, say something like, "You did not buy that here; you built it in your garage," or "Uh, you're at the wrong place. This isn't Wal-Mart. Nancy Pelosi switched our signs during the night."

*<snip>Mr. Gonzales said that “for some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror.”

If so, that’s probably one casualty we can all live with.</snip>



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