Calling all hellbound apostate sinners! I have a plan:)
We'll need money, and some art teams, and some coordination, but I bet we could do it. What we need to make are tracts called "Burners." Each tract will feature a prominent hellbound individual like Anne Frank, Ghandi, Mark Twain, or maybe one of the founding fathers.
On the flipside we'll feature a good saved Christian, like Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, Timothy McVeigh, or one of the various repentant serial killers.
What do you think? I think it's time we bring Jesus teachings to the fore, hellfire first!
We'll need money, and some art teams, and some coordination, but I bet we could do it. What we need to make are tracts called "Burners." Each tract will feature a prominent hellbound individual like Anne Frank, Ghandi, Mark Twain, or maybe one of the founding fathers.
Sounds like a good idea. The Christians can annoy the piss out of us with their insidious propaganda, so why not reverse it? I think we should definitely include everyone's favorite physicist, Albert Einstein (as he was secular Jew). We will certainly need to include more than one of the founding fathers (assuming of course you mean the American founders). Thomas Paine and Thomas Jefferson (both being deists, and one of them taking scissors to the New Testament) are gone right off the bat. Then there's Ben Franklin (also a deist), James Madison (a liberal Presbyterian), and John Adams (a man who rejected the trinity and the ressurection doctrines) are gone too. Oh wait, lets not forget the grand-daddy of em all, the first president of this nation, George Washington (another deist, with ties to the Freemasons). I think overall this might be fun, if we ever get a chance to do it.
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On the flipside we'll feature a good saved Christian, like Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, Timothy McVeigh, or one of the various repentant serial killers.
I think this is a big problem. Most mainstream Christian churches already reject the ultra-literalist world of the American Fundamentalists. Who exactly are we targeting this project towards? It certainly won't phase any proponent of the Religious Reich, so is it just a joke intended for atheists/agnostics? Just wondering.
The Bible simply says what it says. How can they reject fundamentalism? The fundamentalist simply does what his religion demands. The six day creation and stuff like that is a little silly, but the bible doesn't have any wiggle room as far as who goes to hell.
The Bible simply says what it says. How can they reject fundamentalism? The fundamentalist simply does what his religion demands. The six day creation and stuff like that is a little silly, but the bible doesn't have any wiggle room as far as who goes to hell.
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