Religion, Philosophy, Politics and Toys

Capitalism:  He who dies with the most toys, wins.

Hari Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins.

Judaism: He who buys the most toys at the lowest price, wins.

Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

Anglican: They were our toys first.

Greek Orthodox:  No, they were ours first.

Branch Dravidians:  He who dies playing with the most toys, wins.

Atheism:  There is no toymaker.

Polytheism:  There are many toymakers.

Evolutionism:  The toys made themselves.

Church of Christ-Scientology: We are the toys.

Communism: Everyone gets the same toys, and you go straight to the
opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.

B'hai:  All Toys are fine with us.

Unitarian Universaism:  We welcome all toys. Everyone has a right to
choose their own toys. No one's toy is more important than anyone else's.

Amish:  Toys with batteries are surely sinful.

Buddhism:  Wanting toys is the cause of all suffering. They only break
or you outgrow them.

Taoism:  The doll is as important as the dump truck.

Mormonism:  Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.

Voodoo/Santeria:  Let me borrow that doll for a second......

Wiccan:  She who plays with her toys without harm, wins.

Native American:  The Great Mother has provided us with all the toys we
need. When we play with them, we honor Her.

Jehovah's Witness:  He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.

Pentecostalism:  He whose toys can talk, wins.

Existentialism:  Toys are only a figment of your imagination.

Confucianism:  Once a toys is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.

Non-denominationalism:  We don't care where the toys come from, we just want to play with them!