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Church of Virus BBS   General   Humor & Satire   The Girl at the Bar « previous next » Pages: [1]      Author  Topic: The Girl at the Bar  (Read 635 times) Hermit Archon Posts: 4289 Reputation: 8.42 Rate Hermit Prime example of a practically perfect person The Girl at the Bar « on: 2002-07-22 15:21:40 » So he goes into the bar. Seated there is an incredible fox. Naturally he approaches her. Him: "Can I offer you a cigarette?" Her: "I don't smoke." Him: "Well, can I buy you a drink then?" Her: "I don't drink." Her: "And before you ask, I don't do the other thing either!" Him: "Well then, what do you do for fun?" Her: "Aha, I tell lies!" Report to moderator   Logged With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg, 1999 Pages: [1]   Jump to:Please select a destination: ----------------------------- General ----------------------------- =>Announcements =>Evolution and Memetics =>FAQ =>Church Doctrine =>Science & Technology =>Society & Culture =>Arts & Entertainment =>Philosophy & Religion =>Humor & Satire =>Creative Endeavors =>Serious Business =>Virian Book Club =>Second Life =>Free For All =>Infections =>Suggestion Box =>Test Area ----------------------------- Mailing List ----------------------------- =>Virus 2006 =>Virus 2005 =>Virus 2004 =>Virus 2003

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