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Re:Mitten's the Kitten
« Reply #1 on: 2002-03-11 17:50:08 » |
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You know, I think my allergies have gotten better lately...
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The revenge of the kittens
« Reply #2 on: 2002-03-20 01:43:37 » |
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With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg, 1999
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On the relative capabilities of cats
« Reply #3 on: 2002-03-21 14:07:11 » |
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FOUR CATS
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third was a Chemist and the fourth was a Government Worker.
To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-Square, do your stuff".
T-Square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said "Spreadsheet, do your stuff". Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agree that was very good.
Then the three men turned to the Government worker and said "What can your cat do?"
The government worker called to his cat and said "Coffee Break, do your stuff".
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, peed on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing this...filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
(Note that the story is dated. Most engineers wouldn't know what a T-square is today)
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With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg, 1999
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Re:Mitten's the Kitten
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With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg, 1999
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