And the WikiWard is where we all get strapped down with velcro restraints in a bed covered with rubber sheets, for those times when we drink too much coffee and are out of control, and then the WikiNurse? comes along clad in white vinyl with a wikid grin and gives us our anti-psychotic pills, anti-viral shots, and much-needed horse sedatives.

Last edited on Thursday, December 19, 2002 4:53:27 pm.