From: BIll Roh (billroh@churchofvirus.com)
Date: Tue Jan 15 2002 - 18:45:13 MST
Well Well - Congrats are in order for you too! Congrats! My advise to you is simple. If the
woman intends on having your child, which at this stage looks probable, then choose to enjoy
it. He'll need you, your blossoming wisdom and your strength of character. In the long run
though, you need to be the best man you can be, and that does mean finishing school.
Are you going to marry the woman? Do you love her? The first answer, IMO, should be the same
as the second.
And last: love your son. It's easy to raise a child you love day in and day out - every day
is better than the last
Good Luck
Bill
Bodie wrote:
> Congratulations on your son, I'm not so lucky, you hit on a sorta sore
> nerve, I never smelt a womans behind, but I managed to get one of them
> pregnent. I now have a son due in march. I wish I had your power over
> the army, mine just defy orders and go straight in there. Never mind I
> finish uni in june and plan to support the kid. Anyway, I don't know how
> you would go about developing a sense of smell, I guess you just hang
> around garbige dumps a lot, maybe that would do it
>
> On Tue, 15 Jan 2002, Bill Roh wrote:
>
> > It's not really the ass you are smelling - though I am sure you know that. And of
> > course, you have to develop your sense of smell so than you can tell if she is or is
> > not ovulating. Maybe thats possible - I don't know. Now I don't know about you, but I
> > usually head for a womans nether regions somewhat before intercourse - it's a big part
> > of foreplay afterall. So, when you go down on her, if you get that "she's ovulating"
> > smell - then yea, keep your army out of her barracks!
> >
> > Bill
> >
> > PS. If you are a super human, like myself - just order your sperm not to impregnate
> > her. I admit that I was quite a "caution to the wind" sexaholic most my life - never
> > had a pregnancy. I was beginning to question my ability - then the wife and I said
> > "lets have a baby" and she was pregnant 3 months later. Go figure - 10 years of
> > unprotected sex with the same woman and her period was never even late. Then we decide
> > to get pregnant and POW - My son Quinn is conceived.
> >
> > Bodie wrote:
> >
> > > So all I have to do to have a good 1 night stand without any risks is to
> > > smell the girls arse. Great, just about that time she's running at 100mph
> > > in the opposite direction, I think I'll give that one a miss
> > >
> > > On Mon, 14 Jan 2002, Bill Roh wrote:
> > >
> > > > I'll mention some more of the specifics I remember just to clear some things up:
> > > >
> > > > Yes, I thought I made it clear that it was the lack of sense of smell in the
> > > > first sentence.
> > > >
> > > > 1> It is also the fact that to get a really good wiff - your head would need to
> > > > be located at ass height. Obviously aside from the poor smell, the nose is
> > > > poorly loacted, in most cases, for a really good wiff.
> > > > 2> At the time when people were developing into people, we seldom lived that
> > > > long (40 years) - we were lucky to make it to puberty. If you lived to 30 you
> > > > were an old man. So instead of 27 or 28 years of reproductive potential, it was
> > > > only a few years, maybe 10 that you were able to reproduce.
> > > > 3> Even if 20 out of 100 got pregnant - at the time we were developing that
> > > > would have been a catastrophic % of reproducing women. I would think anyway.
> > > > Infant mortality at the time had to be phenominal.
> > > > 4>I am not positing this as the answer, but a possible one of many aspects that
> > > > drove the bus to monogamy.
> > > >
> > > > regards
> > > > Bill
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > L' Ermit wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > [Bill] Something that you seemed to miss here that I picked up from the book
> > > > > "Demonic Males - Apes and the Origins of Human Violance" by Richard Wrangham
> > > > > and Dale Peterson:
> > > > >
> > > > > [Bill] All of the apes except humans have a sense of smell capable of
> > > > > telling the males when the females are fertile. This means that the ape can
> > > > > pay little or no attention to the female except when necessary - when sex is
> > > > > likely to result in a pregnancy. Humans on the other hand cannot tell by
> > > > > smell alone when the proper time to mate is. Women have learned over the
> > > > > millenea to hide their cycle from the males.
> > > > >
> > > > > [Hermit] No. The woman still releases pheromenes - at about the same level
> > > > > as chimpanzees. It is the man (and the woman) who have traded the sense of
> > > > > smell for the ability to think.
> > > > >
> > > > > [Bill] This means that in order to create a baby, to reproduce, the male
> > > > > must entice the female to ramain with him throughout a the reproductive
> > > > > years if they wish to reproduce.
> > > > >
> > > > > [Hermit] If 100 averagely fertile women mate randomly with averagely fertile
> > > > > men over a one year period at average rates [3x per week below age 40], but
> > > > > without using contraceptives, then about 20/100 women will become pregnant.
> > > > >
> > > > > [Hermit] If, in the course of a serious overnight relationship, you fuck
> > > > > under the same circumstances (as too many US kids do), it seems that the
> > > > > probability is a lot higher (as is the probability of catching something
> > > > > else simultaneously - which also might explain the 25% STD rate in the under
> > > > > 25).
> > > > >
> > > > > [Bill] So - it is in part a woman's deception that puts the males in a
> > > > > position of choosing to remain with them - or risk their reproductive
> > > > > future.
> > > > >
> > > > > [Hermit] Given the above, I have to say it is an elegant theory, but it does
> > > > > not match all the known facts.
> > > > >
> > > > > [Bill] Certainly there are other arguments - but I thought this one might
> > > > > help
> > > > >
> > > > > Kind Regards
> > > > >
> > > > > Hermit
> > > > >
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