>Here's a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong:
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>1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
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>2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
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>3. Gun wounds again?
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>4. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
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>5. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
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>6. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
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>7. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
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>8. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
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>9. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
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>10. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
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>11. You daring lousy guy.
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>12. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
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>13. I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.
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>14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
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>15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
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>16. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
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>17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
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>18. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure
you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the
dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
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>19. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits
and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
extermination.
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>20. Greetings, large person. Let us not forget to form a team up
>together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on
some ass of the giant lizard person.