>On Sun, 9 Feb 1997, Dave Pape <davepape@dial.pipex.com> wrote:
>>I don't think ;>
>>
>>And that wasn't a smiley, either. it was a semi-colon and a fcken GREATER
>>THAN sign.
>
>So exactly what is half your colon greater than? And how come a
>disembodied brain has half a colon anyway>
Brain's gotta eat man... and, as it happens, if you unroll the lining of
half my colon, it's bigger in area than a pool table. And I know, because we
ruined a pool table and some of the bar's carpet, measuring said lining.
Dave Pape
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