Re: virus: US Arithmetic abilities proven to be non-existent.

Dr Sebby (drsebby@hotmail.com)
Tue, 27 Apr 1999 15:42:15 CEST

Zloduska...you're forgetting something crucial; if everyone in the US is dead...the world will be robbed of all countless yet to be, gripping episodes of 'Friends' and 90210! How will anyone, anywhere in the world know what to do or how to be? Combine that with the dog and cat overpopulation problem and well... some charismatic dog will likely rise up out of the chaos and enslave the human race... henceforth, he will probably declare himself 'Dog' or 'doG' and lead the lost 'packs' out of Egypt...thereby starting the whole thing over again...

>From: Zloduska <kjseelna@students.wisc.edu>
>Reply-To: virus@lucifer.com
>To: virus@lucifer.com
>Subject: Re: virus: US Arithmetic abilities proven to be non-
existent.
>Date: Mon, 26 Apr 1999 14:10:13 -0500
>
>Das Hermit (uber-mensch) wrote:
>
>>9,855,000 deaths from gunshot wounds every year. No wonder you put
an
>>exclamation point behind that. Where are all these people coming
from? Where
>>are they all being buried? Given the annual US birth rate of only
3,891,494
>>( http://www.cdc.gov/nchswww/fastats/births.htm ) and the total US
>>population of 270,290,000, according to your figures, in 20 to 40
years, the
>>US will have no population left...
>
>To paraphrase David M. recently, "You say that like it's a bad
thing."
>
>~kjs
>


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