virus: Misquotes (Sam Kineson)

maggs (c680910@showme.missouri.edu)
Fri, 12 Mar 1999 17:25:37 -0600 (CST) 

                           ..."and so Jesus was crucified.  Only a few of
the faithful remained at the foot of His cross. One, in a weak, broken sobbing tone muttered, "It's a shame He had to die in that way." Jesus, on the threshold of death, bludgeoned and bloodied, weakly with great difficulty
raised His head, opened His eyes half mast and spoke. "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if someone would get a ladder and a pair of pliers and get Me down from here!"

Maggz c680910@showme.missouri.edu

"I am more than what you define and delienate me to be" Elizabeth
Wurtzel