A
|
|
| AFAIC |
As Far As I'm
Concerned |
| AFAIK |
As Far As I
Know |
| AFK |
Away From
Keyboard |
| AIESATDA |
All I Ever See Are These
Darn
Acronyms |
| AISI |
As I See It |
| AKA |
Also Known As |
| ANFAWFOS |
And Now For A Word From Our
Sponsor |
| AOL |
Association of
Lamuhs |
| APD |
Away Playing
Doom |
| APDD |
Away Playing Dungeons &
Dragons |
| ASAP |
As Soon As
Possible |
| AWGTHTGTTA |
Are We Going To Have To Go
Through This Again |
| AYR |
As You
Requested |
| AYRRRS |
Are You Really Really
Really
Sure? |
| AYWWWS |
Are You Weally Weally
WEALLY
Sure? (Elmer Fudd) (Refer TTFW) |
A4
or
A^4 |
As Aggressive As Aaaaron
(Historic Virianism) |
B
|
|
| B4N |
Bye For Now |
| BAK |
Back At
Keyboard |
| BB |
Big Bang |
| BD |
Big Dick |
| BDB |
Big Dick Brodie |
| BBL |
Be Back Later |
| BBN |
Bye Bye Now |
| BBR |
Burn Before
Reading |
| BBS |
Be Back Soon
or
Bulletin Board System |
| BCNU |
Be Seeing You |
| BDSM |
Bondage Discipline &
SadoMasochism |
| BEG |
Big Evil Grin |
| BF |
Boy Friend
or
Bloody Fool |
| BG |
Big Grin |
| BIBAWYLA |
Be In Bed Awake With Your
Legs
Apart (Heinlein) |
| BOB |
Black On Black |
| BRB |
Be Right Back |
| BSAOTP |
Blowing Snot All Over The
Place |
| BTA |
But Then Again |
| BTDTBP |
Been There, Done That,
Bought
Postcards |
| BTDTBTTS |
Been There, Done That,
Bought
The T-Shirt |
| BTW |
By The Way |
| BWL |
Bursting With
Laughter |
C
|
|
| CADTMPFI |
Complex Acronyms to Make
People
Feel Inadequate |
| C&G |
Chuckle and
Grin |
| CCF |
Crippled Computer
Fingers |
| CID |
Crying In
Disgrace |
CNP
often
CNP... |
Continued in Next
Post |
| CoV |
Church of Virus |
| CP |
Chat Post
or
Chatty Post
or
Child Pornography |
| CS |
Cyber Sex
or
Computer Science |
| CSG |
Chuckle Snicker
Grin |
| CU |
See You |
| CUL8R |
See You Later |
| CUK |
Cuming On
Keyboard |
| CW |
Cathedral Window (colorful
ASCII text - a reason to boot people from
many IRC channels) |
| CYA |
See Ya
or
Cover Your Ass |
| CYAL8R |
See You All
Later |
| C2C |
Client to
Client |
D
|
|
| DCC |
Direct Client to
Client |
| DGIF |
Damned Glad It's
Friday |
| DH |
Dear Husband, Darling
Husband
or Damn Husband (depending on mood) |
| DLTBBB |
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
(Refer TTFW) |
| DNM |
Duke Nuke eM |
| DW |
Dear Wife, Darling Wife or
Damn
Wife (depending on mood) |
| DYHSBTD |
Don't You Have Something
Better
To Do? |
| DX |
Distance |
| D&D |
Dungeons &
Dragons |
E
|
|
| EG |
Evil Grin |
| EEA |
Everett E Allie
cf Idiot |
| EAC |
Evil Atheist
Conspiracy |
| EMSG |
Email Message |
| EOM |
End Of Message |
| ETA |
Estimated Time of
Arrival |
| ETC |
Etcetera |
| ETD |
Estimated Time of
Departure |
| ETTC |
Estimated Time To
Come |
F
|
|
| F2F |
Face To Face |
| FAG |
Fucking ASCII
Graphics |
| FAMP |
Fucking American
"Moral" Prudery |
| FAQ |
Frequently Asked
Question(s) |
| FBC |
Fucking Big
Cunt |
| FCTDN |
Flames Consigned To Dev:
Null
aka F>null |
| FISH |
First In, Still
Here |
| F>NULL
[FGNULL] |
Flames Consigned To Dev:
Null
aka FCTDN |
| FO |
Fuck Object |
| FOAF |
Friend Of A
Friend |
| FOAFOAF |
Friend Of A Friend Of A
Friend |
| FOBL |
Fell Outta' Bed
Laughing |
| FOCL |
Fell Off Chair
Laughing |
| FTT |
Finger Tip
Towels |
| FUBAR |
Fucked Up Beyond All
Recognition |
| FWIW |
For What It's
Worth |
| FYEO |
For Your Eyes
Only |
| FYI |
For Your
Information |
G
|
|
| G |
Grin |
| GF |
Girl Friend
or
Good Fuck
or
Gator-Fate |
| GFN |
Gone For Now |
| GIGO |
Garbage In, Garbage
Out |
| GLGH |
Good Luck and Good
Hunting |
| GMBO |
Giggling My Butt
Off |
| GMTA |
Great Minds Think
Alike |
| GR&D |
Grinning, Running and
Ducking |
| GTSY |
Glad To See You |
H
|
|
| H&K |
Hug and Kiss (Refer TTFW) |
| HABU |
Have A Better
'Un |
| HAGN |
Have A Good
Night |
| HAGU |
Have A Good 'Un |
| HHIS |
Hanging Head in
Shame |
| HIFOTFAIR |
Help! I've Fallen On The
Floor
And I'm Rolling! |
| HWMBO |
He Who Must Be
Obeyed |
I
|
|
| IAE |
In Any Event |
| IC |
I See |
| IGP |
I Gotta Pee |
| IMAO |
In My Arrogant
Opinion |
| IMHO |
In My Humble
Opinion |
| IMNSHO |
In My Not So Humble
Opinion |
| IMO |
In My Opinion |
| IO |
Insignificant Other
or
Input/Output |
| IOW |
In Other Words |
| IRC |
Internet Relay
Chat |
| IRCop |
Internet Relay Chat
Operator |
| IRL |
In Real Life |
| IWALU |
I Will Always Love You
(Refer TTFW) |
| IWBNI |
It Would Be Nice
If |
J
|
|
| JM2CW |
Just My Two Cents
Worth |
| JMO |
Just My Opinion |
| JMTCW |
Just My Two Cents
Worth |
| JTLYK |
Just To Let You
Know |
| JLE |
Just like Everettie
(Historic
Virianism) |
K
|
|
| KIT |
Keep In Touch |
| KOC |
Kiss On
Cheek/Clit |
| KOL |
Kiss On Lips |
| KP |
Kiddie Porn |
| KX |
Kiss on
Cunt/Cock |
L
|
|
| L8R |
Later |
| L8R
G8R |
Later 'Gater |
| LHM |
Lord Help Me |
| LHO |
Laughing Head
Off |
| LHU |
Lord Help
Us/You |
| LOL |
Laughing Out
Loud |
| LOLLOL |
Little Old Lady Laughing
Out
Loud |
| LSHISOTS |
Laughing So Hard, I Spat On
The
Screen |
| LSHMBB |
Laughing So Hard My Belly
is
Bouncing |
| LSHMBH |
Laughing So Hard My Belly
Hurts |
| LSHMDFO |
Laughing So Hard My Dick
Fell
Off |
| LTNS |
Long Time No
See |
| LTS |
Laughing To
Self |
| LUWAMH |
Love You With All My Heart
(Refer TTFW) |
| LY |
Love Ya |
M
|
|
| M2C |
My Two Cents |
| M2CW |
My Two Cents
Worth |
| MEGO |
My Eyes Glazed
Over |
| MOATYO |
Mind Of A Two Year
Old |
| MP3 |
Music File |
N
|
|
| NAYY |
No Affiliation, Yada,
Yada |
| NCATT |
No Comment At This
Time |
| NFP |
No Flames
Please |
| NFW |
No Fucking Way |
| NIP |
Nothing In
Particular |
| NOOMP |
No Oxygen On My
Planet |
| NOTE |
Not Of This
Earth |
| NPN |
Nine Patch News |
| NRN |
No Reply
Necessary |
| NT |
Nice Tits |
| NTTRN |
No Time To Reply
Now |
O
|
|
| OIC |
Oh, I See |
| OL |
Old Lady (wife,
girlfriend) |
| OM |
Old Man (husband,
boyfriend) |
| OTOH |
On The Other
Hand |
| OTTOMH |
Off The Top of My
Head |
P
|
|
| PDS |
Please Don't
Shoot |
| PIP |
Party/Present(s) In
Progress
or
Peeing/Pissing in Pants |
| PITA |
Pain In The Ass |
| POK |
Probability Of
Kill |
| PONPSSLQ |
Person Of No Particular Sex
Sharing Living Quarters |
| POOSSLQ |
Person Of Opposite Sex
Sharing
Living Quarters |
| POSSSLQ |
Person Of Same Sex Sharing
Living Quarters |
| PM |
Private Message |
| PMFJI |
Pardon Me For Jumping
In |
| PMP |
Peed My Pants |
| POAHF |
Put On A Happy
Face |
| Poof |
Has left the channel aka
*poof* |
Q
|
|
| QB |
Queen Bee |
| QSL |
Reply |
| QSO |
Conversation |
| QT |
Cutie |
R
|
|
| RE |
Again
or
About |
| RL |
Real Life |
| RLIF |
Real Life is
Fictional |
| ROFFNPR |
Rolling On the Floor For No
Particular Reason |
| ROFL |
Rolling On the Floor
Laughing |
| ROFLPIP |
Rolling On the Floor
Laughing,
Peeing In Pants |
| ROFLAPMP |
Rolling On the Floor
Laughing
And Peeing My Pants |
| ROFLH |
Rolling On the Floor
Laughing
Hard |
| ROFLMAO |
Rolling On the Floor
Laughing
My Ass Off |
| ROFLMAOAY |
Rolling On the Floor
Laughing
My Ass Off At You |
| ROFLMAOWTIME |
Rolling On the Floor
Laughing
With Tears In My Eyes |
| ROFLOL |
Rolling On the Floor
Laughing
Out Loud |
| ROFLUTS |
Rolling On the Floor
Laughing
Unable to Speak |
| RSN |
Real Soon Now |
| RTFM |
Read The Fucking
Manual |
| RTSM |
Read The Stupid
Manual! |
S
|
|
| SC |
Snorting Coffee |
| SETE |
Smiling Ear To
Ear |
| SHID |
Slaps Head In
Disgust |
| SITD |
Still In The
Dark |
| SNAFU |
Situation Normal, All
Fucked Up |
| SO |
Significant
Other |
| SP |
Sick Puppy |
| SSDD |
Same Shit Different
Day |
| SWAK |
Sealed With A Kiss (Refer
TTFW) |
| SWL |
Screaming With
Laughter |
| SWMBO |
She Who Must Be
Obeyed |
| SWMBF |
She Who Must Be
Fucked |
| SYS |
See You Soon |
T
|
|
| T2UL8R |
Talk To You Later aka
TTYL |
| TA |
Thanks Again |
| TAFN |
That's All For
Now |
| TANSTAAFL |
There Aint No Such Thing As
A
Free Lunch (Heinlein) |
| TFTFW |
Too Fucking Twee For
Words |
| TGIF |
Thank God It's Friday or
Toes
Go In First (for blondes) |
| TDH |
That Damn
Hermit |
| TIA |
Thanks In
Advance |
| TIC |
Tongue In Cheek |
| TLA |
Three Letter
Acronym |
| TOY |
Thinking Of You (Refer TTFW) |
| TTFN |
Ta Ta For Now |
| TTFW |
Too Twee For
Words |
| TTYL |
Talk To You Later aka
T2UL8R |
U
|
|
| UFO |
Unfinished Object(s)
or
Unidentified Flying Object(s) |
| USO |
Unstarted
Object(s) |
V
|
|
| VBFG |
Very Big Fucking
Grin |
| VBG |
Very Big Grin |
| VFBG |
Very Fucking Big
Grin |
W
|
|
| WB |
Welcome Back |
| WIP |
Work In
Progress |
| WOW |
White On White |
| WYPFIWYG |
What You Pay For Is What
You
Get |
| WRT |
With Respect To |
| WTH |
Who/What The
Heck |
| WTF |
What/Who The
Fuck |
| WYGIWYPF |
What You Get Is What You
Pay
For |
| WYS |
Watch Your Step |
| WYSIAWYG |
What You See Is Almost What
You
Get |
| WYSINWYG |
What You See Is Never What
You
Get |
| WYSIWYG |
What You See Is What You
Get |
X
|
|
| XOXO |
Kisses and Hugs (Refer TTFW) |
Y
|
|
| YBS |
You'll Be Sorry |
| YDD |
Yabba Dabba Doo |
| YG |
Young Gentleman
(Hermit: probably mythical) |
| YKYAAW |
You Know You are an Asshole
When..... |
| YL |
Young Lady |
| YM |
Young Man |
| YMMV |
Your Mileage May
Vary |
YYY
or
Y3 |
Yadda Yadda
Yadda |
# [SYM]
|
|
| *g* |
Giggle |
| *H* |
Hug aka
<<hug>> |
| *K* |
Kiss |
| *W* |
Wink |
| <hug> |
Hug aka
<<hug>> |
| 2F4W |
Too Funny For
Words |
| 2FF4W |
Too Fucking Funny For
Words |
