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virus: Imus in the Morning
« on: 2003-11-06 18:15:05 » |
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A funny comment from "Imus in the Morning".
The I-Man was discussing a story about a surgeon who had inadvertently
completely sewn up a woman's anus during an episiotomy repair.
Charles McCord, his news guy, was explaining the delicate issues of the
vagina tearing and the incision sometimes made between the bottom of the
vagina and the rectum, an area called the perineum, to facilitate
childbirth.
When the I-Man heard the term perineum, he said "yeah, I know, the
chin-rest."
Walter
PS--Don Imus is one of the world's great pragmatist.
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RE: virus: Imus in the Morning
« Reply #1 on: 2003-11-07 06:16:50 » |
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Hey Walter,
In Ireland the perineum is called the T'isnt: T'isnt your arse and it
t'isnt your bollox.
JD
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RE: virus: Imus in the Morning
« Reply #2 on: 2003-11-07 07:35:57 » |
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...rather odd how this subject has popped up once again. i recall writing a
nice little poem about it some ages ago. does anyone have it on hand? the
famous "t'aint"
DrSebby.
"Courage...and shuffle the cards".
----Original Message Follows----
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Subject: RE: virus: Imus in the Morning
Date: Fri, 7 Nov 2003 11:16:50 -0000
Hey Walter,
In Ireland the perineum is called the T'isnt: T'isnt your arse and it
t'isnt your bollox.
JD
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Re: virus: Imus in the Morning
« Reply #4 on: 2003-11-07 17:43:46 » |
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"Taint poetry" doesn't BEGIN to enumerate the multiple innate abilities of my dear
friend and fellow life traveler DrSebby.
Be well.
Walter
Dr Sebby wrote:
> ..that poem took me approx. 8 min. to come up with. do you suppose this
> means that i have an innate ability to write "taint poetry"?
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> DrSebby.
> "Courage...and shuffle the cards".
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> ----Original Message Follows----
> From: "Dr Sebby" <drsebby@hotmail.com>
> Reply-To: virus@lucifer.com
> To: virus@lucifer.com
> Subject: RE: virus: Imus in the Morning
> Date: Fri, 07 Nov 2003 13:35:57 +0100
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> ...rather odd how this subject has popped up once again. i recall writing a
> nice little poem about it some ages ago. does anyone have it on hand? the
> famous "t'aint"
>
> DrSebby.
> "Courage...and shuffle the cards".
>
> ----Original Message Follows----
> From: "Jonathan Davis" <jonathan.davis@lineone.net>
> Reply-To: virus@lucifer.com
> To: <virus@lucifer.com>
> Subject: RE: virus: Imus in the Morning
> Date: Fri, 7 Nov 2003 11:16:50 -0000
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> Hey Walter,
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> In Ireland the perineum is called the T'isnt: T'isnt your arse and it
> t'isnt your bollox.
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> JD
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Re:virus: Imus in the Morning
« Reply #5 on: 2003-11-07 18:28:26 » |
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my crotch just got covered in beer while chatting to a girl i like, now that sucked, but had comical value, do you think you could make it so t'aint there? it smells funny
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