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Pig plague alert: Our safe sex guide
« on: 2009-12-13 17:38:41 » |
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[Fritz] Can't resist Lego and politically incorrect 
How to get it on in these high-risk times
Source : The Register
Author: Lester Haines
Date: 11th December 2009 12:15 GMT
NSFW Cosmopolitan's recent advice on how to avoid copping a dose of pig plague while getting your rocks off - specifically by avoiding the missionary position - prompted the Vulture Central Public Health Bureau to compile an equally nifty cut-out-and-keep guide.
Yes indeed, you can't be too careful in these high-risk times, and those of you thinking making the beast with two backs are strongly urged to pay close attention to our half dozen top tips, kicking off with...
1: The Reverse Cowgirl
The reverse cowgirl
This is Cosmo's position of choice, avoiding as it does potentially-fatal face-to-face contact. However, there's still a chance of the exchange of airborne particulates, so we recommend...
2: The Frogman
The frogman
In fact, this is more of a full-body condom with dedicated oxygen supply. Once the deed is done, remember to pass through a decontaminating shower to avoid the risk of later passing any possible infection to the fragile marine ecosystem. <snip>
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