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International Terrorism Checkmated.
« on: 2009-11-08 18:06:27 » |
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[Blunderov] No doubt about it, Photoshop is a killer app. Changed the world it has. For one thing you can now, in the comfort of your own home, produce utterly convincing forgeries that would pass even the most gimlet eyed inspection. Like this one.
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The United Nations Organisation Anti Terrorist Scrutinization & Verification Unit
Corporate Office
32, Old Bond Street, NSW 12, London, UK
Anti terrorist Clearance Certificate cert No 9798008
This is to certify that Harry Fadgina of Britain
the Beneficiary of a contract fund of: US$10,000,000 (US 10 Million Dollars)
which this office has verified, confirmed and we hereby duly clear the contract fund, of not associated with
illicit activities or funding of terrorism network. We therefore clear the contract fund passage to its
destination without interruption by any authority or agency locally or internationally.
This certificate is issued in line with a Pact drawn between the United States of America Government/
European Union, British Government, European Union* and African Union to checkmate global movement
of fund in order to forestall activities of Terrorism Network. This pact was muted** after the September 11,
2001 attack on USA suspected to be an act of Terrorists.
Dated this 02 day of July 2008
Dr Michael Williams
Director, Anti Terrorist Unit, United Nations
Original
Paid Issuance Fee US$2,600
From those, bless their little pointy horns, very entertaining folks at Scamorama
* This repetition of European Union is an especially deft touch.
** Unlike the laughter which the certificate is certain to induce in anyone who reads it.
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