David Lucifer
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Serious Greetings
« on: 2008-10-11 10:09:09 » |
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[I wish all the spam I got was this funny --D]
Dear Servants of LUCIFER,
This communique must be received in the dark realm of your immortal soul with a form of apprehension that should be tied to your knowledge of the Deep Things of Satan. As part of a dramatic discursive on my part and as a matter of development, you are to become compositely aware that after a dramatic battle in the heavenlies, the All Becoming One has returned LUCIFER to the atmosphere of Tierra Firma for a season as one bound. You may be obliquely aware of intense spiritual warfare in your particular area of demonic development.
The much misunderstood King of the Empire of Darkness has imposed himself upon my human architecture during the coming dramatic season of recovery. That fact will remain a form of NUANCE ANOMALY for a considerable length of time. This is not a good thing for many humans made flesh. Unfortunately, Tierra Firma is to endure a period of dramatic insolvency that will affect every living creature on the planet as supplies of petroleum near total exhaustion and severe rationing is BIWAY curtailed by GLOBAL. GLOBAL is the planet´s new One World Government whose MONARCH is Vladimir Vladimirevich Lenin [ PUTIN ].
Now in a state of hyperpreparedness, it is with a degree of developmental interest that LUCIFER has encouraged this immediate communique with you and yours. Indeed, these have become extremely urgent times. Satan the Devil is engaged in making critical infrastructure decisions as he helps develop forms of dimensional ingredient to The Millennium Church, which by stealth is to rule the world during the Age of Darkness ahead. During these very turbulent times, Satan´s progenies are to be given a very distinctive Mark of survival that will be necessary to adapt to the world you have helped endanger [ not Babylon the Great´s "666" ]. There are approximately 40,000 thirteen-member Luciferian COVENZ and associated organs of discovery laden in TEXTILE throughout the world from which he is to cull a form of obedient attention.
BIWAY ADDEND, there are perhaps 832 separate populations of humanoid life forms in an expansive Universe [ ECUMEN ] who have given themselves over to a disgusting form of rebellion. Their false god is a winged spirit creature known as Father Time. He recently discharged his King Alchemeus to flood the kosmos [ TIERRA ] of LUCIFER with invaders from other parts of the Universe who have attempted to devour his Dominion. That wretched disgust combined with concomitant horrendous developments has left Satan the Devil with one son and a cohort of direct offspring in the realm of the spirit. After the separation, which has lasted 18 full months, LUCIFER's government has 10,000 who are not cherubim that serve him now as the ILLUMINATI. Their observation of your situation is being moved upon in the unseen realm.
With esteem, I will remain
LOKAR
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LOKAR [ TSAR ] former KGB intelligence officer General Sergei Yurievich Andropov [ a.k.a. Hermann Wilhelm Göring IV ] of the soviet union russian federation. Andropov’s mysterious birth occurred as part of the Sönnenkinder Project on Rostov on Don [ Southern Federal District of Russia ]. He was moved to the Soviet bloc city of Dresden , German Democratic Republic and given a birth certificate [ ca. 1955 ] under an assumed name by Wehrmacht officer Colonel Klaus von Heinrich. VIA the East German secret police statsi Andropov was left by stealth in November of the same year as a burden on the doorsteps of a former nazi Werewolf North of the District of Columbia in New Britannia [ formerly the United States of America ]. When he was adopted as a matter of recourse the name Jerry Doane Kallmyer [ Dr JD Kallmyer ] was entered by signature upon the certificate of live birth. Andropov is by divorce ten generations removed from the House of Windsor’s King Charles; by sibling marriage he is part of the royal household of the Arab Republic of Egypt’s pharaoh Mubarek; and the General is also by sibling marriage a descendant to trojan Spartacus : the last king of the Hellenic Republic. .
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