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My role in Armageddon
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[Blunderov] I'm so embarrassed at my result that I immediately hastened off to do some other quizes at the site.

"The Archangel

You're the Archangel! You'd best fit the role of the Archangel during the Battle of Armageddon, the leader of heaven's army on earth. This says many things about you. You're the leader of all the angels, certainly the most powerful. You're very honest. You're not perfect but you're about as close as they come aside from The Father and Jesus. You fight for the forces of good but you certainly know your limits. There are a few you would not dare contend with..."

[Bl.] The most frequent result. I must have have shapeshifted  into the mainstream somehow. If the boss gets to hear about this there will be hell to pay for sure

Other results:

"Bush Supporter or not?

Absolutely Not!

You're Not a Bush Supporter!... That hypothetical question, it was reality... Our country is using Depleted Uranium Shells in Iraq, spreading four times the poison spread in the 1960 Atmospheric Nuclear Tests. Women and children are being poisoned along with our soldiers in Iraq. Bush is supporting the proliferation and build-up of nuclear weapons and he plans to create Nuclear Bunker-Busters to be used by the US Army. Furthermore, if he could get away with it, he'd take all of your civil liberties away in order to further his homeland security ambitions. Congratulations, you have a head on your shoulders."

[Bl.] (But this is just wrong. I would never have anything to do with these Quisling sycophants and class traitors. Put me down for the Socialist Party of America please.* Or the Green Party. Red and green makes me yellow I suppose.)

"Democrat

You're a Democrat! You're the sedated cousin of the tree-hugging liberals. You respect civil liberties and protections for the people. Government programs are a plus for you. You're usually calm and collected about your beliefs, a reasonable individual."

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_Party_of_America



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Quote from: Mo on 2007-08-08 18:03:56   

...Well at least you know the guy on the other side you will be dealing with...

[Blunderov] Sure do. The Boss is pretty confident about the outcome too, no matter what the Bible may optimistically predict. He gave a great speech about it not long ago.

"God?

I'll tell you...

...let me give you
a little inside information about God.

God likes to watch.

He's a prankster.

Think about it.

He gives man...

...instincts.

He gives you this extraordinary gift,
and then what does He do?

I swear, for his own amusement...

...his own private, cosmic...

...gag reel...

...He sets the rules in opposition.

It's the goof of all time.

Look, but don't touch.

Touch, but don't taste.

Taste, but don't swallow.

And while you're jumping from one foot
to the next, what is He doing?

He's laughing his sick, fucking ass off!

He's a tightass!

He's a sadist!

He's an absentee landlord!

Worship that? Never!

"Better to reign in Hell
than serve in Heaven," is that it?

Why not?

I'm here on the ground with my nose in it
since the whole thing began!

I've nurtured every sensation
man has been inspired to have!

I cared about what he wanted
and I never judged him!

Why? Because I never rejected him,
in spite of all his imperfections!

I'm a fan of man!

I'm a humanist.

Maybe the last humanist.

Who, in their right mind...

...Kevin, could possibly deny...

...the  20th* century was entirely mine?

All of it, Kevin!

All of it.

Mine.

I'm peaking, Kevin.

It's my time now."

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*[Bl.]The  21st Century is shaping up even better!
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