DJ dAndroid
Archon
Gender: 
Posts: 206
Reputation: 8.02
Rate DJ dAndroid
Ballet Mechanique
 
|
 |
I can haz you?
« on: 2007-07-23 09:07:36 » |
 |
I have a problem. I see a cute picture of a cat in an invisible swimming pool, eating an invisible burger, wanting makeoutz, whatever, and I'll giggle for like, 10 minutes. Yes I'm completely addicted to LOLcats.
And now there are LOLbots?
I iz a lost lil' lectr1c sheep.
|
Shouldn't robots have the same right as humans to have gender and express their sexuality?
_Clayton Bailey_
http://www.claytonbailey.com/monrobot.htm
|
|
|
Blunderov
Archon
Gender:
Posts: 3160
Reputation: 8.91
Rate Blunderov
"We think in generalities, we live in details"
|
|
Re:I can haz you?
« Reply #1 on: 2007-07-27 01:46:22 » |
|
[Blunderov] I did not know about lolcats before. Interesting memetic phenomenon.
I have a colleague whom I tease about being an angel of death. He visits people in hospital who then inevitably die shortly thereafter. I have forbidden him to visit me should I ever land up in hospital. The relationship between cause and effect is not always as clear cut as it might be but some risks are not worth taking is my view.
denialism blog
I can has souls?
I couldn't resist when I read this Guardian story about Oscar, the death predicting cat.
When the two-year-old grey and white cat curls up next to an elderly resident, staff now realise, this means they are likely to die in the next few hours.
Such is Oscar's apparent accuracy - 25 consecutive cases so far - that nurses at the US home now warn family members to rush to a patient's beside as soon as the cat takes up residence there.
|
|
|
|
|
DJ dAndroid
Archon
Gender:
Posts: 206
Reputation: 8.02
Rate DJ dAndroid
Ballet Mechanique
|
|
Re:I can haz you?
« Reply #2 on: 2007-07-31 13:21:19 » |
|
That's interesting about Oscar the angel-cat of death. I do wonder what the full stats are on hits and misses, does he ignore the residents otherwise? Why is it so strange that he just might be curled at the end of X random bed an elderly resident is dying in, when as was said he might just be drawn to the heat from electric blankets, etc. Very interesting though, and I wonder if the residents there are scared of him now; sleep with their doors closed.
Does everyone remember that ubiquitous cliché picture of the cat hanging from a tree, with the words HANG IN THERE! - I wonder does that count as patient_zero; the progenitor of the LOLcat meme?
|
Shouldn't robots have the same right as humans to have gender and express their sexuality?
_Clayton Bailey_
http://www.claytonbailey.com/monrobot.htm
|
|
|
David Lucifer
Archon
Posts: 2642
Reputation: 8.94
Rate David Lucifer
Enlighten me.
|
|
Re:I can haz you?
« Reply #3 on: 2007-07-31 22:59:24 » |
|
dAndroid should beware of LOLzombieCatz!
|
|
|
|
|
David Lucifer
Archon
Posts: 2642
Reputation: 8.94
Rate David Lucifer
Enlighten me.
|
|
Re:I can haz you?
« Reply #4 on: 2007-07-31 23:02:32 » |
|
Quote from: DJ_dAndroid on 2007-07-31 13:21:19
Does everyone remember that ubiquitous cliché picture of the cat hanging from a tree, with the words HANG IN THERE! - I wonder does that count as patient_zero; the progenitor of the LOLcat meme?
|
Yes, last seen on The Onion>>
Inspirational Poster Kitten Falls To Death After 17 Years
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
MoEnzyme
Acolyte
Gender:
Posts: 2256
Reputation: 4.60
Rate MoEnzyme
infidel lab animal
|
|
Re:I can haz you?
« Reply #7 on: 2007-08-12 22:23:22 » |
|
My first wife and some of her girl friends were looking through a book of cat photos, cooing, giggling, and going "aaaawwww how cyuuuuute". After a while I took a look at the 25 year old copyright notice in the book, smiled broadly and informed them, "All these cats are probably dead now." ROFLMFAO Cats!!! Well, at least I thought it was funny. 
 :::sings a song about dead kitties:::
|
I will fight your gods for food,
Mo Enzyme
(consolidation of handles: Jake Sapiens; memelab; logicnazi; Loki; Every1Hz; and Shadow)
|
|
|
DJ dAndroid
Archon
Gender:
Posts: 206
Reputation: 8.02
Rate DJ dAndroid
Ballet Mechanique
|
|
Re:I can haz you?
« Reply #8 on: 2008-01-03 10:48:14 » |
|
Back from R'lyeh and ready to party!
LOLthulhu
AKA
H.P. Lolcraft
 Darnit we need a squiddy Cthulhu smiley!
|
Shouldn't robots have the same right as humans to have gender and express their sexuality?
_Clayton Bailey_
http://www.claytonbailey.com/monrobot.htm
|
|
|
Blunderov
Archon
Gender:
Posts: 3160
Reputation: 8.91
Rate Blunderov
"We think in generalities, we live in details"
|
|
Re:I can haz you?
« Reply #9 on: 2008-01-03 11:12:15 » |
|
Quote from: DJ_dAndroid on 2008-01-03 10:48:14
Back from R'lyeh and ready to party!
LOLthulhu
AKA
H.P. Lolcraft
Darnit we need a squiddy Cthulhu smiley!
|
[Blunderov]This election bumper sticker as a prototype perhaps? ("Smiley" is perhaps not entirely appropriate to the evil one tho'...)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
DJ dAndroid
Archon
Gender:
Posts: 206
Reputation: 8.02
Rate DJ dAndroid
Ballet Mechanique
|
|
Re:I can haz you?
« Reply #11 on: 2008-01-26 05:44:25 » |
|
"If you're distracted by lolcats at work all day, new evidence from evolutionary biology suggests it's not your fault."
-------------
*whew* That's a relief.
Evolution explains why lolcats control your mind:
Mad Science
|
Shouldn't robots have the same right as humans to have gender and express their sexuality?
_Clayton Bailey_
http://www.claytonbailey.com/monrobot.htm
|
|
|
DJ dAndroid
Archon
Gender:
Posts: 206
Reputation: 8.02
Rate DJ dAndroid
Ballet Mechanique
|
|
Re:I can haz you?
« Reply #12 on: 2009-04-18 04:11:13 » |
|
"Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have most of the Bible translated!"
Main Page. Oh Hai!
Genesis 1
Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
Revelations 4:
Yr teh leetest, Ceiling Cat,
You can has glory an honor an power,
Cuz you pwn everthing
An you totally made em an stuff.
Srsly.
|
Shouldn't robots have the same right as humans to have gender and express their sexuality?
_Clayton Bailey_
http://www.claytonbailey.com/monrobot.htm
|
|
|
letheomaniac
Archon
Gender: 
Posts: 267
Reputation: 8.42
Rate letheomaniac
|
|
Re:I can haz you?
« Reply #13 on: 2009-04-19 02:39:23 » |
|
DJ_Android
Quote:| "If you're distracted by lolcats at work all day, new evidence from evolutionary biology suggests it's not your fault." |
[letheomaniac] I suffer from precisely this condition. Good to know that there is a reasonable explanation for it. While on the topic of lolz, this currently has my vote for best lolcat EVER...
|
"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks." - Dorothy Parker
|
|
|
|
|
Author
Logged
