Bill MacKinnon
Sent:
10 May 2004 12:31 AM
 
By the way, Blunderov, are you in S. Africa? Saw your e-mail address. I was there a couple of years ago and loved it.
Game parks, Sun City, George, and Cape Town. A wonderful place. Can't wait to go back.

[Blunderov] Hello Bill. Yes I am from SA. If you ever do fetch up in Jo’burg (all Virians please take note) you are welcome to stay with us. We belong to a peace organization called Servas which facilitates travel and contact between cultures and we are quite used to putting folks up for a while.

            http://www.servas.org/index.php?id=InfoCenter%3AWeb+sites%3AInternational%3AWelcome%21

(The politburo has approved a four year plan to move to Cape Town, so the venue will eventually change but not the offer.)

A frank Zappa fan! You don’t happen to play chess do you?

Best Regards

Heavenly Bank Account (Frank Zappa)

And if these words you do not heed
Your pocketbook just kinda might recede
When some man comes along and claims a godly need
He'll clean you out right through your tweed

That's right, remember there's a big difference
between kneeling down and bending over...

He's got twenty million dollars
In his Heavenly Bank Account...
All from those chumps who was
Born Again
Oh yeah, oh yeah

He's got seven limousines
And a private plane...
All for the use of his
Special Friends
Oh yeah, oh yeah
He's got thousand-dollar suits
And a Wembley Tie...
Girls love to stroke it
While he's on the phone
Oh yeah, oh yeah

At the House of Representatives
He's a groovy guy...
When he Gives Thanks
He is not alone...

He is dealin'
He is really dealin'
IRS can't determine
Where The Hook is

It is easy with the Bible
To pretend that
You're in Show Biz

And a one, and a two, and a...

They won't get him
They will never get him
For the naughty stuff
That he did

It is best in cases like this
To pretend that
You are stupid

He's got Presidential Help
All along the way
He says the grace
While the lawyers chew
Oh yeah
They sure do

And the Governors agree to say:
"He's a lovely man!"
He makes it easier for
Them to screw
All of you...
Yes, that's true!

'Cause he helps put The Fear of God
In the Common Man
Snatchin' up money
Everywhere he can
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

He's got twenty million dollars
In his Heavenly Bank Account
You ain't got nothin', people
TAX THE CHURCHES!
You ain't got nothin', people
TAX THE BUSINESSES OWNED BY THE CHURCHES!
You ain't got nothin', people
Thank the man...oh yeah
(That's right!
You ain't got nothing an' they got it all
And your miserable ass is up against the wall
The only thing you have not tried
Is the sport of chumps
An' that's: suicide...)