Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping
trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and
went to Sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see'.
Watson replied, 'I see
millions and millions of stars'.
'What does that tell you?'
Watson
pondered for a minute.
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions
of galaxies and Potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe
that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is
approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is
all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I
suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell
you?
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
Watson, you moron. Some asshole has stolen our tent.