This is a spam message that I have composed to see if it you will actually respond to it.  Even though you probably won't, if you have gotten this far at all the chances are already looking significantly better for me.  Perhaps I am writing this message because I've got nothing better to do with my time, or maybe it really is a cry for attention or even help.  Who really knows since we only have electrons between us at this point?  Maybe I just want to know if you read me.  A simple "radio check" so to speak.  But how will anyone ever really know if you don't respond?  I want to hear from you, I really do, even though we are only two in the masses.  Person to person, let's give this a try.  I want to see that you saw me if only as an electronic linguistic configuration that you thought might actually be a human being.  Is this the Matrix?  Did you delete this message like I told you?  Or did you take the red pill and follow me down this rabbit hole?  Well you obviously aren't in a hurry to delete it now, so I suggest a little response is in order.  Where does this rabbit hole end?  Come on now you can do it, doesn't anyone love me anymore?
 
;-)
 
Love,
 
 -Jake