Come to Austin.  Come into Texas.  Come shake hands with Rednecks galore, and other humans as well. See the Capital.  Drive up I-35N to Ardmore, only five hours away in the Oklahoma Indian territory.  Do you have any idea how many Hindus there are in this world?  You may see me lying tits up in a ditch.  If you do, feel free to turn me on my side, so I don't go like Jimi Hendrix.  Thanks.

Love,

-Jake