[Jake2] Dad?  Is that you?  wow.  To finally meet you here of all places.  To hear you voice and to see your words. . . . gasp . . . I think I can even see your face now, . . . Pa! . . . It's you, Jonathan Davis, My father!  Revealed to me in the Church of the Virus!  Lucifer really DOES save lost souls!!!!!

:::Jake begins to weep:::

Love,

-Jake

[Jonathan Davis] Forget yo mamma, Jake. Ask yourself: "Who's my daddy?"

Happy mothers days to you and yours too.

JD

[Jake1] Do not make fun of my MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have the cojones to do such a thing, let's take it to the #virus channel! You'll be sorry you even showed up you slimey no good mother fucker. No wait! You are worse than a mother fucker, you can just go fuck yourself for all your mother cares about your sorry ass. She'd be ashamed that she was cuddling an asshole like you when you finally came, you worthless protostome!!!!!

Eat shit and fester!

Of course if you weren't going to slander my mother, then happy fucking mother's day, you coward!!

Love,

-Jake