From: http://www.ironycentral.com/babymain.html
"But I hate people who bring kids to restaurants. And I hate you!" Bite my ass. Being childfree means you get a life full of freedom and extra cash. You don't have to be a dick about it too.

[Jake]  LoL!!  I generally don't give breeders a rough time, I even sometimes like playing with their offspring with the comfort of knowing that I can always hand them back when "the enemy" possesses them, but I still can't contain my curiosity at times . . . why do people volunteer for slavery like this?  I mean I know that sometimes offspring "just happen", but I've known people to actually plan for this kind of torture.  The gods must be crazy!

Love,

-Jake