I read today that they have caught THE mastermind of the September 11th attacks.  I'm beginning to get confused and lose track, however.  At first they told me that Mohammed Attah was THE mastermind.  Next I hear other various and sundry candidates for THE mastermind, many of them mysteriously just beyond the grasp our omnipotent terror crusaders in the White House.  After several months and yea even creeping into years, I find myself slightly blinded by so many heavily brown featured mugs, and many odd-now-slightly-fungible-Muslim-sounding names.  This time they tell me that they finally have THE MASTERMIND IN CUSTODY!!  I try to feel interested, but I've been conditioned for apathy.  Was this what the masterminds in Washington really meant?  Can somebody please tell me when the scapegoat has finally run so I can know EXACTLY when start waving this fucking US flag like a Godfucking idiot memebot?

Love,

-Jake