virus: True Porn Clerk Stories [humour]

From: Jonathan Davis (jonathan@limbicnutrition.com)
Date: Mon Jul 22 2002 - 04:59:16 MDT


Hi Folks.

I am sorry to sully our list with this off topic stuff, but I think Viarians
will enjoy this:

True Porn Clerk Stories
http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475

Sample:

"Contamination is everywhere. I see people sneezing onto the tape cases.
They cough wetly into their palms right before handing me change. They
squeegee out their ears with their pinkies. They forget about the security
cameras downstairs and pick their noses with wild abandon and astonishing
force. Still, the only thing that really freaks me out is the semen. Well,
OK, the lubricant freaks me out too, but I'm pretty sure that's because of
the implied presence of semen."

Regards

Jonathan
http://www.limbicnutrition.com/blog/



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