From: ben (ben@machinegod.org)
Date: Wed Jan 30 2002 - 10:05:12 MST
Strangest spam of the day by far... I did not make this up...
-ben
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From: (removed to protect the guilty)
To: <ben@machinegod.org>
Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 10:01 AM
Subject: Do you know this man? -- Help him-- mail this to all of your
friends (fwd)
The subject: Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!!
If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the
technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered
tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being
tampered with again after I go back.
I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not
do well through certain types.
I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To
be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now
will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out
there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.
If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along
with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the
equipment. Proof must be provided.
Please be advised that any temporal device that you may employ must account
for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well as the temporal location.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless
without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex
generator or where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this
would also be helpful.
Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit
the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE)
email to:
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